I’ll be your husband...

[Wheels]

You know how Lisa sometimes sings Damiens songs from the female perspective?



I’ll be your husband, you’ll be my wife
I’ll be your husband, you’ll be my wife
I’ll be your husband, you’ll be my wife
Outside of me you got no place to go

If I want you to you’ll cook and sew
If I want you to you’ll cook and sew
If I want you to you’ll cook and sew
Outside of me you got no place to go

Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good

I’m gonna treat you so dog-gone mean I’m gonna treat you so dog-gone mean
I’m gonna treat you so dog-gone mean
I'll bethe meanest man you ever seen

Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good

Stick to the promise now that you made me
Stick to the promise now that you made me
Stick to the promise now that you made me
That you’ll have a threesome with Rosalee!


Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good
Who’s your daddy? now, now, love me good

[Gatsby]

wow... that was pointless! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif"><img border="0" src= "http://www.unplforums.com/html/emoticons/joke.gif">

[UpDaHoops]

Taxi for Wheels...

[daol20]

You've obviously had one tooooooooo many!!!!<img border="0" src= "http://www.freecfm.com/d/damien/forum/smileys/smiley8.gif">

[Wheels]

Ye'll be laughing on the other side of yer faces when ye hear Damo singing it on Top of the Pops!


Okay, maybe it's more Weird Al Yankowitz... but who knows when Dodima might raise his head again.