competitions!

[Gatsby]

i think it would be a great idea to hold competitions on here and the winners get prizes!!


just an idea tho!

[Gatsby]

oh and also prizes to the highest poster on the board! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">





oh and happy belated birthday emmett!

[Sionna]

<BLOCKQUOTE> Originally posted by Jeweller on 23July2003
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oh and also prizes to the highest poster on the board! <IMG border=0 src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">



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mmm who's that I wonder? <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">Happy Birthday Emmett!

[LisaOBrien]

<BLOCKQUOTE> Originally posted by Jeweller on 23July2003
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oh and also prizes to the highest poster on the board! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">



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hmmm...that could be jeweller pushing for self recognition there...


happy birthday emmett!

[administrator]

thanks! have no idea how you knew it was my birthday, but thank you. and pre-emptive happy birthday to you too jeweller! i'll try get something worthy of a competition and have something in the future alright. but you can't be eligible to winjeweller because you brought it up and it would look like a fix ;)

[Angela]

Hey, Happy belated Birthday, Emmet! Hope you had a nice day!

[Gatsby]

<BLOCKQUOTE> Originally posted by emmettu2 on 23July2003
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thanks! have no idea how you knew it was my birthday, but thank you. and pre-emptive happy birthday to you too jeweller! i'll try get something worthy of a competition and have something in the future alright. but you can't be eligible to winjeweller because you brought it up and it would look like a fix ;)
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darn it... i was really looking forward to getting an award for being the biggest loser on here and posting nearly 200 times<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">





oh and a little dickybird mentioned in my ear about it being your birthday... :D

[daol20]

Good idea on the comp's maybe there should be an award for 'most promising new-comer'???? That'ed be an interesting one!!!!

And one for 'the most Damo links/mp3s shared'.........


Oh i got one! 'the most ideas for awards' award!!!! Gimme it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daol20]

Just thought i'd add, the official Witnness site holds a competition before the gig each year (well they did this year anyway) and gave the highest number of posts free tickets to the gig. Now im not sure what kind of prize Emmett could manage but i'm sure it would spice up the site a little! Not that it needs it or anything.....but you know what i mean.


PS:....the guy who won the witnness comp had something in the region of 1500 posts, and there were a good few people who missed out that hadlike 1000 to 1200 posts! Sick for them!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley15.gif">


PSS: Is there any communication between this site and Damo's corner, or is it totally independant?
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[LisaOBrien]

oh look daragh your script error is back.....moooahhaahhhaha!!!

[daol20]

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[daol20]

Just playing! Im warming to hte little bigger!!


Follows me everywhere! look at in there!


Look!-----&gt;

[daol20]

Tipical! Didnt work just when i needed it to!
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[LisaOBrien]

oh this is legendry..i reckon someone's doing it on purpose...hmmm?<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[Sionna]

Ha ha thats gas!I hope this never ends!Its apart of you now daol20! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[Gatsby]

Its contagious!!!&lt;SCRIPT language=javascript&gt;postamble();











Nah only messing!<img border="0" src= "http://www.unplforums.com/html/emoticons/banana.gif">

[Aisling]

you should get the prize for that banana. hes class. look at him go. aww. i wish he was real and i could have him as a pet. and bring him for a walk on the beach!! id call him julio (in the spanish sence). wow

[LisaOBrien]

hahaha you legend ais...Julio the Banana i like it.

[daol20]

Someone up theres playing me like a puppet!! "Toying with me! They are!!"



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[daol20]

Maybe i could be given an award???? as compensation????????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley5.gif">.......................for the stress!!

[Aisling]

jeweller, can you make julio go faster?

[LisaOBrien]

faster??? aisling julio the banana is just that, a banana....what do you have in mind....<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[Danthecommie]

yeah,like thats really meaningful like,youse should all be on oprah.

[Aisling]

i wanna train him up and race him, why, what ever else would i want him to speed up for lisa.


and i really dont wanna start this but dan, shut the f**k up.

[daol20]

Race him with all the otherbanana's?? Can there be other fruits?? we talkin about a varitable "Fruit Salad Derby"???????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley14.gif">

[Aisling]

yeah man

[Gatsby]

The Story Of Bob...


one day a guy named Bob <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/wave2.gif">Went into town to get <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drunk.gif">...So he went to his favourite Nightclub to do some <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/menani.gif">But when he got there the <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncer.gif">Wouldnt let him in<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/15_weeping.gif">... he got very <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/7_mad.gif">So he started to <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/banghead.gif">And he hit it so hard that he had a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/headache.gif">So someone called an <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/ambulance.gif">While in the ambulance he was visited by an <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/angel.gif">But in the form of his idol <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/elton.gif">Who <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/23_sing.gif">to him and made everything <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/25_coolguy.gif">





The next night he went back to that same Nightclub and proceeded to <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/flasher.gif">Everyone there....Everyone thought he was <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/18_crazy.gif">So he decided to <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/fullmoon.gif">But he got a sudden case of indigestion and <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/badair.gif">But he followed through and suddenly Gave Birth to a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/turtle.gif">Who granted him 3 wishes <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/genie.gif">He thought long and hard....<img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/10_confused.gif">





His 1st Wish was to be <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/mrt.gif">For a day, who is his <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/happylove.gif">But dont tell anyone<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/shhh.gif">


His2nd wish was to find that Same<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gif">And <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/surprise.gif">him By Putting a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bomb.gif">Under his <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/car.gif">And kill him<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/knockedout.gif"><img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/tombstone.gif">


He was pretty <img border="0" src= "http://www.unplforums.com/html/emoticons/zzz.gif">tired now &amp;everyone already thought he was a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/loser.gif">So he asked The Magic <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/turtle.gif">for a brand new <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/moped.gif">So he could get <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/home.gif">and throw a big <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/streamer.gif">and get very <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drunk.gif">and then <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/headbang.gif">To "<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/star.gif"><img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/star.gif">"and then <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/kissing.gif"> <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/elton.gif">And fall Madly in <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/twolove.gif">





The End<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/questionmark.gif">

[Sionna]

Hee hee thats wicked!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[Gatsby]

yes... im damn proud of it and as u can see i have way too much time on my hands...

[Angela]

Cute <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley10.gif">

[Aisling]

i want the turtle too

[TiptoeMushroom]

hehee, deadly, i should post the one i made for unplugged??... maybe mine is too bold though!! hehee

[Gatsby]

nah go for it suzy!


oh and i left space for a sequal too! just incase like

[daol20]

Good one! Jeweller! 'TiptoeMushroom' share with the group!

[Sionna]

Yeah come on tiptoe,now you have to show us!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[Gatsby]

it is a bit dirty, but its good! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[daol20]

Oh!! i've Great Expectations!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">



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[Aisling]

there better be horny bananas and wickle turtles.

[daol20]

Come on 'tiptoe'!! Where you at????

[Sionna]

Dont think she's coming back <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif">

[Gatsby]

no i stole her... i hide her in my closet beneath the stairs and feed her gingerbread monkeys...


no seriously her computer at home is fecked so the only time she comes online is when she goes in the internet cafe

[LisaOBrien]

i see....hmm are you sure you dont have her under your stairs Jeweller??? i'm on to you.....

[Gatsby]

ha ha ha!!! i just read ur sig now and its gas


stupider like a fox<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">


still doesnt beat "mmm floor pie" <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[Sionna]

Stupid like a fox!I like that one!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">The Simpsons rule!Save me jeebus!

[LisaOBrien]

no i agree mmmm floor pie is good too but not as good as


"mmmmm free goo" lol ahhh homer where would i be without you.....<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley14.gif">

[daol20]

HELP!! Im somewhere where i dont know where i am!!</font>

[LisaOBrien]

mmmm beer....my one weakness..my achilles heel if you will.....

[FredDaNinjaPunk]

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

[LisaOBrien]

you don't win friends with salad...you don't win friends with salad...you don't win friends with salad....lol

[Sionna]

Best simpsons quote ever was from Troy McClure,"Mmmm judge schneider,he's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog........well replace the word kinda with repeatedly and the word dog with son" <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[Gatsby]

lol!! did u hear the person who plays the voice of troy mcclure died? he also did lionel hutz and he got hit by a car or something so no more new episodes of him<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif">

[Sionna]

<BLOCKQUOTE> Originally posted by Sionna on 31July2003
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Best simpsons quote ever was from Troy McClure
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</BLOCKQUOTE>Ooops that should have been Lional Hutz.

[daol20]

Excellent Fiona! Luv that one! Actually used to always say that one, but forgot it over the past while!


"I cant let that happen! I wont let that happen, and i cant let that happen!!"

[daol20]

"the fingers you have used to dial are too fat!
To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now!!!"


Thats actually my voicemail message on my mobile!

[Sionna]

Homer explaining the muppetsis gas aswell!Lisa:Whats a muppet? Homer:"Well its not quite a mop and not quite apuppet but man ha ha ha.............so to answer your question I've no idea" <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[LisaOBrien]

lol...


"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." ahhhh legend.

[daol20]

Apu: "Yes Im sorry i do not speak English, OK"


Customer: "But you were just talking........"


Apu: "YES! YES! Hotdog Hotdog!Yes Sir! No Sir! Maybe! OK!"

[daol20]

"Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a cue-tip!"

[daol20]

"Mmmmmmmmm invisable cola!!"

[daol20]

McBain : "Lets say hello to my music guy 'Skowie'! Thats some jacket your wearing Skowie! It makes you look like a homosexual!"


Audience : "Booooo"


McBain : "Ohh, Maybe you are all Homosexuals to!"

[daol20]

I could go on forever! But i gotta go!!!!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

[FredDaNinjaPunk]

I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

[FredDaNinjaPunk]

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

[FredDaNinjaPunk]

There's just tooo many...what a show

[daol20]

Excellent!

[LisaOBrien]

ah legendry....."donuts...what cant they do!!" hahahaha!


well im back...ive been in limbo the last few days....computerless sheesh! how's things...


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[daol20]

Alright lis! Long time no chat!!! this ones for you.....


"lisa, if the bible has taught us anything, and i think you'll find it has!, it's that girls should stick to girls sports! like 'mud wrestling', 'foxy boxing'.....and such and such!"

[daol20]

"Sorry Bart! Me and Lisa are going out for a Gilato! We'd ask you to come along but...(pause)...ya know!"

[daol20]

Homer: "Alright! This is my daughter and yeah she's a girl! Just cos she's different I want no taunting......no.....Oh look! That kids got bosoms!! Quick someone get me a towel!!"


Fat kid: "please! Dont make me run! Im full of chocolate!!"

[Sionna]

Homer:"Why do you mock me o lord?"


Marge:"Ah homer thats not god,thats a waffle bart threw and got stuck to the ceiling"


Homer:"I know I should not eat thee.........mmm sacriligous"

[LisaOBrien]

"alright brain it's just you and me now......."


&lt;brain&gt; "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"


hahaha! oh the bordom of 2am and writing simpson quotes on a damo rice site when i know half of youse are in bed or going to work right now...sheesh!!!!

[gally45]

<LI>"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." </LI>
<LI>"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." </LI>
<LI>Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! </LI>
<LI>Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." </LI>
<LI>[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.]
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! </LI>

[daol20]

Was somebody a little trigger happy with the oul copy'n paste???????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[LisaOBrien]

oh my god...you took the words right out of my mouth there dar!!!! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[daol20]

'Great minds' and all that!!!

[daol20]

Dont let that be the end of all the Simpson quotes though!! We're doing well!

[Sionna]

Did ye hear Futurama is over?Last episodes were on today <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif">

[daol20]

No! Didnt hear that!......We'll atleast we'll have re-runs! The best Simpsons episodes are from a few years back. The newer ones arent as good!



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[Sionna]

The one where Homer becomes a stoner is class!The rest are meh.

[Sionna]

Got some!When Smithers turns on his computer and Mr.Burns is on it,'hello smithers u are quite good at turning me on'.


No beer and no tv make homer go something. Marge:"Go crazy?" Homer:"Dont mind if I do!!!!!!!!!"

[LisaOBrien]

woo hoo on we're back on a roll...here's some more.......


Homer:"man the torpedos" Grampa:"let's put on some tuxedos. old guy (grampa's buddy with the cane..you know who i mean): "id like some tostidos"


witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" &lt;stamps on homer's foot&gt;Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."


am....sheesh coming up short here....noooo!


oh oh i hav another one...


homer: "alright dont panic we can get by by selling one of my livers, you can get along with just one you know!"


lol

[gally45]

just to explain the whole copy and paste thing, trying to write up a project at the moment so copy and paste is second nature to me cause I'm lazy and lets face it pretty thick!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley1.gif">

[Sionna]

<BLOCKQUOTE> Originally posted by LisaOBrien on 18August2003
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witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" &lt;stamps on homer's foot&gt;Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."


Hee hee I love that one,I've prob said this but its my fave. Arnie Pie :"I'm sick of telling the news,Iwant to make the news!" Kent :"This isnt the time Arnie" Arnie :"You're not the time Kent YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!"


Kent:"How are the children doin?" Arnie:"I cant see through metal Kent!"</BLOCKQUOTE>

[daol20]

Haha! Brilliant!!


The director: "Ok this is real acid so i want to see GOGGLES PEOPLE, GOGGLES!!!!!!!........and ACTION!"


McBain: (as the acid eats everything and washes him away) "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!!"



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[daol20]

HOMER: "Bart!!, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like......love!!"


HOMER: "Son a woman it like a beer!! They smell good and the look good! you'd step over your own mother to get one. But you just cant stop at one! You wanna drink another woman!!"


HOMER: "Thats it!! You people have stood in my way for too long!! Im off to clown college!!!"

[daol20]

Homer: Wa-hoo!!!! Two pizza's for the price of one at Doughies!!


Lisa: Dad! Doughies pizza's taste horrible!!!


Homer: Yeah but there's two!!

[daol20]

Homer: (rings Lenny) "Lenny, you wanna come to the superbowl with us?"


Lenny: "Naaah"


Homer: "come on!


Lenny: "naaaah "


Homer: "Oh come on!"


Lenny: "naaaaah"


Homer: "Please!"


Lenny: "Aawhhh"


Homer: "Wha-hoooo!!! (hangs up the phone) Now Lenny's on board Carl will fall like a domino!
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[daol20]

"Sometimes the only way you can fell good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And im tired of making other people feel good about themselves!!!"

[daol20]

Homer: "All normal people love meat. If i went to a barbaque and there was no meat, i would say "Yo Goober!! Where's the meat?". And im trying to impress people here Lisa. You dont wine friends with salad."

[Sionna]

Haha!Brill!


The best is when homer has written onto his hand Lenny=White Karl=Black.

[Sionna]

Homer:"You tries your best and failed miserably,the lesson is never try"


Another good one is when the ramones sing happy birthday to mr.burns and he turns around and goes "have the rolling stones killed",smithers:"but sir those werent...",burns:"Do as I say!!!!"

[LisaOBrien]

lol but dar arent you supposed to be studying.....?? only kiddin! best of luck tomo babe!!!


Homer: "you know life is just one crushing defeat after another...until you just wish flanders was dead!"


"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."


"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done." (eats cookies)


"WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"


and here we go......an all time favourite (after like a fox...of course!!)


"Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Hoju!"


my work here is done...lol <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

[daol20]

Jesus!!!!!!! Theres a bloke in one of my old jobs (a few years back), and his dad was the manager so we called him Hojo!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD! And thats his nickname now. Nobody calls him by his first name. Even his mates that dont work there! Hojo!! Brilliant! Havent tought about that in a long time </font>

[daol20]

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" </font>

[daol20]

You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!" </font>

[daol20]

"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?" </font>

[daol20]

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" </font>

[LisaOBrien]

haha legendry....hojo! that's great!

[Aisling]

i'm just hangin, chillin', a little bit of illin'
NOTHING has ever discribed my life more!