annas problems-help

[annakarenina]

hello,i have a list of problems,if anyone could help me find out the answers i would be forever indebted,ok here goes

1.is there any sure cure for athletes foot and how far can it spread?

2.when you are in a car and there is a fly flying around in the car and the car goes ,why does the fly not get smashed back to the back of the car with the momentum?

3.if one wanted to procure a monkey(legally) how might one do this

these are three questions which i hope you may be able to answer for me ,cheers m'dears

[tasha039]

1-cure for athlete's foot-go to the pharmacy and ask a pharmacist. Cures with a cream. Yes it does spread. To feet and if I am not mistaken...nads.
2-hmmm, the inside pressure of a car. The wind outside throws the momentum a fly
3-not legal

[therescueblues]

sorry tasha

[tasha039]

why are you sorry...oh, I get it, you are wasting posts so your name will appear. You little w**ker!

[Scon]

2/ It's actually the momentum that stops it getting splatted at the back, not helps it. That, together with lack of wind resistance (like Tasha said) helps it keep up with the car.

[LisaOBrien]

1) athlete's foot can spread....ive seen it on hands...yick...not too sure about nads though tasha...yicker
2)what scon said.
3)im sure someone here could help you out....smileys/smiley2.gif

[tasha039]

whoops, I meant hands not nads. Makes me laugh though looking back. I got learn how to type slower...

[administrator]

i don't know about monkeys but you can get domesticated penguins at thepenguinwarehouse.com - they ship them out in crates and apparently they're a bit dizzy for the first few days...


ahem.

[LisaOBrien]

PENGUINS???? really em? i want a penguin...can i have a penguin..how cute!

[Angela]

Lisa, do *NOT* fall for it! Dooooooon't !!!! smileys/smiley11.gif

[tasha039]

you know what, you could ask Michael Jackson. He's got a monkey, I am sure he knows much surrounding those ugly foul things.

[annakarenina]

thanks,youse guys sure were a great help.heres another one for you and its kinda gross so sorry,if a girl has a colesore and she kisses a guy and he gets the colesore and he keeps on touching the colesore and then he touches his willy will the colesore develop on his willy?(im not sure if im allowed say willy)

[annakarenina]

oh cool i am.

[administrator]

PENGUINS???? really em? i want a penguin...can i have a penguin..how cute!


this is for you lisa! he's called penkie.


http://members.fortunecity.com/bbsmilies/penguin.gifEdited by: emmettu2

[LisaOBrien]

oh thanks em! thanks a million!!! sooo cute...

[gally45]

Hey Anna about the colesore and the willy here comes the science bit! a colesore is herpes simplex virus 1, what you develop downstairs (for want of a better euphanism!)is herpes simplex virus 2, which is a different strain so he should be alright although why he would want to touch his colesore and then his willy is beyond me! Anyway remember kids, safe sex

[tasha039]

it's times like this I wish Jeweller still had his signature...what is so hard about safe sex people????