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laughter;anyone need a good laugh,i got sent an email earlier by my nightclass friend,i ended up with tears on my face it was so funny,i can email it to you if you want,or if you dont want to give your email i can send it to what ever address you want,you can pass it on[img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]
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Laughter is nice. [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]Maybe you could copy andpost it here in the thread, Niall? I could use a laugh[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]
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dont know how,but its such a laugh,about fifteen jokes on it;will post if you tell me howhttp://www.eskimofriends.com/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif
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Just copy and paste from your e-mail, that should work.[img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]
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Like Jenn said, just highlight or select all and then copy, thenhit the paste button in the post reply box and post! C'mon we're waiting for smiles here, Niall! [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]
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fcuk it,i tried it but no joy;need someone here with half a brain.i copied it then got lost[img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img]
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Highlight it in your email, right click and hit copy. Then come
on over to the igloo...right click and paste the text right into this little box.[img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img] |
Awww, Niall! http://www.eskimofriends.com/forum/smileys/smiley31.gifI was just gonna say.. no pressure! I really need the laugh tho so email me, kay? [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] sistermidnight AT mchsi DOT com Hey maybe when I get it I can post it? [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] |
did u get it?sent it twice,messed it up the first time[img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img]
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Yay! [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]I got it! >>>Subject: Subject: Tommy Cooperisms >>>Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:37:28 +0100 >>> >>> >>> >>> 1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy >>> >>>marijuana, press the hash key..." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for >>> >>>shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I >>>couldn't >>> >>>find any. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that >>>he >>> >>>couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are >>>too >>> >>>high." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled >>>him >>> >>>in. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He >>>shouted, >>> >>>"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you >>> >>>can't, I've cut your arms off". >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>7. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in >>>the >>> >>>craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak >>>and >>> >>>heat it. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van >>>covered >>> >>>with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his >>>head. >>> >>>Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>11. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That >>> >>>sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is >>> >>>there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a >>> >>>look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks >>>his >>> >>>teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? >>> >>>Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>13. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck >>>up >>> >>>my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>14. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>16. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you >>> >>>give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, >>>go >>> >>>for it.' >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>17. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 >>> >>>people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my >>> >>>dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I >>> >>>think it's Colin. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>18. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The >>> >>>other one says "So are you, fatso!" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>19. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery >>>acid, >>> >>>the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one >>>off. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>20. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving >>>today. >>> >>>They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So >>>that >>> >>>was nice." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>21. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in >>> >>>several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>22. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a >>> >>>small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and >>> >>>rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number >>>to >>> >>>climb as digging continues into the night. I'll maybe edit all the little quite thingys out later... now I have to read it and have a larf! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] |
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in >>>the >>> >>>craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak >>>and >>> >>>heat it. [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]Silly eskimos! |
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