I could go on forever! But i gotta go!!!!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

There's just tooo many...what a show

Excellent!

ah legendry....."donuts...what cant they do!!" hahahaha!


well im back...ive been in limbo the last few days....computerless sheesh! how's things...


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Alright lis! Long time no chat!!! this ones for you.....


"lisa, if the bible has taught us anything, and i think you'll find it has!, it's that girls should stick to girls sports! like 'mud wrestling', 'foxy boxing'.....and such and such!"

"Sorry Bart! Me and Lisa are going out for a Gilato! We'd ask you to come along but...(pause)...ya know!"

Homer: "Alright! This is my daughter and yeah she's a girl! Just cos she's different I want no taunting......no.....Oh look! That kids got bosoms!! Quick someone get me a towel!!"


Fat kid: "please! Dont make me run! Im full of chocolate!!"

Homer:"Why do you mock me o lord?"


Marge:"Ah homer thats not god,thats a waffle bart threw and got stuck to the ceiling"


Homer:"I know I should not eat thee.........mmm sacriligous"

"alright brain it's just you and me now......."


&lt;brain&gt; "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"


hahaha! oh the bordom of 2am and writing simpson quotes on a damo rice site when i know half of youse are in bed or going to work right now...sheesh!!!!

<LI>"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." </LI>
<LI>"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." </LI>
<LI>Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! </LI>
<LI>Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." </LI>
<LI>[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.]
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! </LI>

Was somebody a little trigger happy with the oul copy'n paste???????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

oh my god...you took the words right out of my mouth there dar!!!! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

'Great minds' and all that!!!

Dont let that be the end of all the Simpson quotes though!! We're doing well!

Did ye hear Futurama is over?Last episodes were on today <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif">

No! Didnt hear that!......We'll atleast we'll have re-runs! The best Simpsons episodes are from a few years back. The newer ones arent as good!



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The one where Homer becomes a stoner is class!The rest are meh.

Got some!When Smithers turns on his computer and Mr.Burns is on it,'hello smithers u are quite good at turning me on'.


No beer and no tv make homer go something. Marge:"Go crazy?" Homer:"Dont mind if I do!!!!!!!!!"

woo hoo on we're back on a roll...here's some more.......


Homer:"man the torpedos" Grampa:"let's put on some tuxedos. old guy (grampa's buddy with the cane..you know who i mean): "id like some tostidos"


witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" &lt;stamps on homer's foot&gt;Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."


am....sheesh coming up short here....noooo!


oh oh i hav another one...


homer: "alright dont panic we can get by by selling one of my livers, you can get along with just one you know!"


lol

just to explain the whole copy and paste thing, trying to write up a project at the moment so copy and paste is second nature to me cause I'm lazy and lets face it pretty thick!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley1.gif">

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witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" &lt;stamps on homer's foot&gt;Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."


Hee hee I love that one,I've prob said this but its my fave. Arnie Pie :"I'm sick of telling the news,Iwant to make the news!" Kent :"This isnt the time Arnie" Arnie :"You're not the time Kent YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!"


Kent:"How are the children doin?" Arnie:"I cant see through metal Kent!"</BLOCKQUOTE>

Haha! Brilliant!!


The director: "Ok this is real acid so i want to see GOGGLES PEOPLE, GOGGLES!!!!!!!........and ACTION!"


McBain: (as the acid eats everything and washes him away) "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!!"



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HOMER: "Bart!!, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like......love!!"


HOMER: "Son a woman it like a beer!! They smell good and the look good! you'd step over your own mother to get one. But you just cant stop at one! You wanna drink another woman!!"


HOMER: "Thats it!! You people have stood in my way for too long!! Im off to clown college!!!"

Homer: Wa-hoo!!!! Two pizza's for the price of one at Doughies!!


Lisa: Dad! Doughies pizza's taste horrible!!!


Homer: Yeah but there's two!!

Homer: (rings Lenny) "Lenny, you wanna come to the superbowl with us?"


Lenny: "Naaah"


Homer: "come on!


Lenny: "naaaah "


Homer: "Oh come on!"


Lenny: "naaaaah"


Homer: "Please!"


Lenny: "Aawhhh"


Homer: "Wha-hoooo!!! (hangs up the phone) Now Lenny's on board Carl will fall like a domino!
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"Sometimes the only way you can fell good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And im tired of making other people feel good about themselves!!!"

Homer: "All normal people love meat. If i went to a barbaque and there was no meat, i would say "Yo Goober!! Where's the meat?". And im trying to impress people here Lisa. You dont wine friends with salad."

Haha!Brill!


The best is when homer has written onto his hand Lenny=White Karl=Black.