Homer:"You tries your best and failed miserably,the lesson is never try"


Another good one is when the ramones sing happy birthday to mr.burns and he turns around and goes "have the rolling stones killed",smithers:"but sir those werent...",burns:"Do as I say!!!!"

lol but dar arent you supposed to be studying.....?? only kiddin! best of luck tomo babe!!!


Homer: "you know life is just one crushing defeat after another...until you just wish flanders was dead!"


"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."


"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done." (eats cookies)


"WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"


and here we go......an all time favourite (after like a fox...of course!!)


"Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr? The kids can call you Hoju!"


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Jesus!!!!!!! Theres a bloke in one of my old jobs (a few years back), and his dad was the manager so we called him Hojo!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD! And thats his nickname now. Nobody calls him by his first name. Even his mates that dont work there! Hojo!! Brilliant! Havent tought about that in a long time </font>

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" </font>

You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!" </font>

"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?" </font>

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" </font>

haha legendry....hojo! that's great!

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