Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your housefaster than anambulance.



Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
to the counters.



142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing allpins from new shirts.



58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.



13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.


Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents



101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.



18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.



A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.



5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.



AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing
up into the toilet!


Ya gotta be proud!!

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] gotta love that country

thats ridiculous!

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]God we're a fine bunch of intelligent and sensible people aren't we?

this is so patriotic!