Hello, I'm your new german teacher. [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img] I will do that as a honorary post, of course. [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

*angrily*

Miss Pink! Please, would you be so kind and stop jumpin around!! You disturb my lesson! [img]smileys/smiley7.gif[/img]

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Any questions?Edited by: Hendrik

Ye.....who employed you?![img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

Und jetzt lernen wir Deutsch? [img]smileys/smiley3.gif[/img]

*clears throat*


Wie komme ich am besten zum rathaus?
How do i get to the town hall?</font>

Um die ecke.
Round the corner.</font>



Well that's all i know! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

I like Berlin dialect...


Ick liebe dir, aber nur, wenn du mir och liebst!

It's about time we have a German thread! [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

Ich hoere gerade Interpol's 'Turn On The Bright Lights' - hatte ich eine Weile nicht mehr gehoert.

Martin, what do you want at the town hall?
(= Was willst du im Rathaus? [img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img] )

For some reason durchfall was always my favourite German word. The literal translation is brilliant.

In fact.

Ich liebe durchfall.

Durchfall? [img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img] Yuo like diarria? Oh well, to each their own, I guess [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

The word, not the actual thing.

Whats the german for Jumping, bitte?

Me. [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

Weatherman...well done! [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

Charmin, innit? [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]

I love you, but only, if you love me, too! ('Ick liebe dir, aber nur, wenn du mir ooch liebst!')

Here goes another berlin one: 'Ditt jeht ma am Arsch vorbei!' (very harsh for 'I don't care a pap for it!')

Springen (or 'Hüpfen')! [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]


Edited by: Hendrik

Springmause being a gerbil!! Hey did u no that ae only got all the Diddle toys etc. last summer!!! Oh and u have Tofefe's/tOFIFI'S (spelling?) Wen i came home from germany my suitcase was full of Diddl and the Tofifis


Yum

http://www.galleberg.no/expresso/ImageBase/Toffifee.jpg

Toffifee [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

http://www-soft.uni-regensburg.de/mi...gif/diddle.gif

Diddle Maus [img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img]

Where have you been in Germany last summer? Edited by: Hendrik

Is it true hamburg's citizens r called hamburgers?

Ja. [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]

I also know....

Bahnhof
Bockwurst
Currywurst
Gasthaus


It all come flooding back now! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

You are making me hooooooomesick! [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img]

http://www.heinrichwaechter.de/currywurst.jpg

Jetzt moechte ich eine Currywurst! [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img]

Awww, Angela... feel so sorry for you. [img]smileys/smiley19.gif[/img]

Actually, we have "Curry King" here in Germany now, for the microwave. [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

Edited by: Hendrik

Thank you [img]smileys/smiley31.gif[/img]

Is "Curry King" a frozen thing or something you can store in the Speisekammer? I do my German food shopping over the internet [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img] They have Bratwurst and Wiener (I'm not really into either), but sometimes I indulge in Bavarian Weisswurst [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

Yeah, it's for the Speisekammer. (I love it to talk in Germlish/Denglisch [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img])

Cool...an import shop!?? [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] But I can understand that really well...it tastes like 'home', eh? [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img] Edited by: Hendrik

I'm soooooo sorry Angela dear! [img]smileys/smiley31.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley31.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley31.gif[/img]

Ireland only got Diddle last summer!! Sorry typing error!!!I was in germany 2yrs ago on an exchange. I was near Frankfurt (the Frankfurt with the airport) I stayed In Bisshoffen. germany its self was fantastic but i didnt get on with my student she was odd. Iv recently found out that she has been commited cuz she took a knife to a member of her family(meaning she stabbed one of them, im not sure on the details.) Im still scared of the thought but id go back to germany anytime!!! Oh and How i love the tofifee's. Fifi is my nick name so ther're like my sweets!!!

Are you serious? [img]smileys/smiley29.gif[/img] How scary indeed.

Yes im serious. Ud have to be twisted to make sth up like that


Is really unsettling isnt it?

Yeah, there are several of those import stores here. It's funny how there are certain foods you just can't live without.

Like this one - slurp! Da laeuft mir gleich das Wasser im Mund zusammen! [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

http://www.hasegiballes.de/hase/raet...el2/hanuta.jpg

Oh i had one of those!!! They're really yummy!

Aren't they?? !!! [img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img]

So Miss Pink is my new Haselnuss-Schnitte!! [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

But I like "Duplo" much more... [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

http://www.zlom.sk/images/Duplo_T80.jpg

Oi deutsch is doch mein LIeblingsfach. [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

Was hendrik?!