this thread is so random i could say anything, and it would somehow fit, so here it is


flowers are pretty

they aren't as pretty as Gemma though.[img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]

Flowers areontheirf**k pretty!!


what about the Venus fly-trap plant?? That's one vicious mofo!!


Wait a minute..................is there a difference between a flower and a plant?? I'm highly conflustered

and o yeah, cats??


Cats hate us. Look in a cats eyes. They'r plotting something. They'r sneaky, devious, untrustworthy and they'r plotting something..........................when their revolution comes you'll all remember this warning. And i'll remember how they all mocked me and threw me out of the pet store.............but they'll see.


You'll all see!!!

You see people....thats why you cant go wrong with fish!!.....</font>

You can...


Our goldfish mugs innocent passers-by. *evil &lt;fish&gt;&lt;*

fish are horrible greasy creatures, watchin em freaks me out and i hate the way theres so many in pet stores-nobody really buys em!


dya kno wat would really freak the sh*t outta me............... imagine swimming in the ocean, all happy happy in the warm meditteranean water when all of a sudden outta nowhere a fish swims into ya, imagine feelin their horribly slimyscales touch ur skin!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck, yuck, yuck!

cats are good, theyeat fish and mice, good cats! [img]smileys/smiley14.gif[/img]

I eat cats!! Good ME!!

The forum has gone f**kin mad [img]smileys/smiley29.gif[/img]

What forum???


i like sushi. fish, such a wonderful dish.


yes, loucha, I am female as such. I actually often think that I might have to eat my cats before they eat me, but don't tell them, sshhhh...


well, but now: back to damien, or??

i've noticed that if a person is without pets, namely cats, he or she is often socially deficient in conversation. at least once a day i encounter a conversation of cat stories. maybe it's just me.


personally, i think rabbits are better than cats or dogs.


and damien rice rocks.

my rabbits burried in a shoe box in my back yard!! next to my hamster, with only got a nestcafe tin as its coffin.


i hate ostritches, they scare the hell out of me!!!


what are mongooses?

I feel like this is the right time to bring up my fear of PIGEONS, they scare the sh*t outta me, there so evil and dirty and fearless..like there afraid of nothin and there takin over the world.... but what i hate more is people who feed pigeons,its only gonna encourage them... and dont even get me started on swans, pretty my ass. There lookin at you and laughin, laughin i tells ya, laughin......

don't forget magpies!!


it such a pain having to salute them all the time, yet weirdly has become something i have to do, its compulsive, and if i miss saluting one, it grates at me for the rest of the day.


and i once saw one eat a baby blue tit which fell out its nest onto my garden. my dad ran out in an attept to stop it, but it was too late, not fond of magpies since!!!

aww birds suck i hate em. And whats the deal with crows, like 1 on its own means bad luck or summit... which reminds me how much i hate superstitious ppl,whats with them???!


Think ill turn this into my own personal bitchin thread[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

thats magpies isn't it?


1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl, 4 for a boy, 5 for silver, 6 for gold, 7 for a secret never to be told, 8 for a letter from over the sea, (i think this is right, but i can never remember the rest)


im not supersticious when i salute them, its more of a habit.


im not that supersticious at all, but if i do walk under a ladder or smash a mirror or something i do think "sh*t!!!"

Pigeons are just flying rats, really.

A mongoose is also known as Herpestes nyula
Rudyard Kipling’s “Ricki-Ticki” was a mongoose, and the best known species is definitely the Indian mongoose. They are rather small, agile, weasel-like carnivores native to Africa, southern Europe, and Asia.
The mongoose lives near streams, in thickets, hedges, and fields feeding on rats, mice, snakes, lizards, eggs, and insects. The Indian mongoose is renowned for killing cobras, which it is capable of doing due to its very quick movements, thick protective hide, and long, thick hair. One of the largest species was considered a sacred animal in ancient Egypt. It checked the increase of crocodiles in the Nile River by eating their eggs and gained the popular name “Pharaoh’s Mouse.”
Some species of mongoose are kept as pets for vermin protection but are not allowed into Canada or the United States because of their destructiveness. A picture of this animal is available here http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/images/mongoose.gif as is this information. My favourite pet is my monkey. It eats albatrosses, wild antelope and French people (He likes their distinctive odour). His name is Damien Rice, but that's just a coincidence. As is life. Touche.

well....i thought they were big! they sound big!!!

I just happened to find a pic of that very thing. What are the odds!!</font>[img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

thankyou!!! they are quite big!!!

hee hee hee, ye'guys...[img]smileys/smiley14.gif[/img]i must say I enjoy this thread immensely, even though it is not very damien.


Tomorrow i will be damienized, though; I am going to his gig here in Copenhagen! yippee![img]smileys/smiley10.gif[/img]Lucky little me. (Luckier than that snake in the picture).