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Old 07-26-2003, 11:37 AM   #27
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The Story Of Bob...


one day a guy named Bob <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/wave2.gif">Went into town to get <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drunk.gif">...So he went to his favourite Nightclub to do some <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/menani.gif">But when he got there the <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncer.gif">Wouldnt let him in<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/15_weeping.gif">... he got very <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/7_mad.gif">So he started to <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/banghead.gif">And he hit it so hard that he had a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/headache.gif">So someone called an <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/ambulance.gif">While in the ambulance he was visited by an <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/angel.gif">But in the form of his idol <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/elton.gif">Who <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/23_sing.gif">to him and made everything <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/25_coolguy.gif">





The next night he went back to that same Nightclub and proceeded to <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/flasher.gif">Everyone there....Everyone thought he was <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/18_crazy.gif">So he decided to <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/fullmoon.gif">But he got a sudden case of indigestion and <img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/badair.gif">But he followed through and suddenly Gave Birth to a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/turtle.gif">Who granted him 3 wishes <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/genie.gif">He thought long and hard....<img border="0" src= "http://www.animatedemailstationery.com/10_confused.gif">





His 1st Wish was to be <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/mrt.gif">For a day, who is his <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/happylove.gif">But dont tell anyone<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/shhh.gif">


His2nd wish was to find that Same<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gif">And <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/surprise.gif">him By Putting a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bomb.gif">Under his <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/car.gif">And kill him<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/knockedout.gif"><img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/tombstone.gif">


He was pretty <img border="0" src= "http://www.unplforums.com/html/emoticons/zzz.gif">tired now &amp;everyone already thought he was a <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/loser.gif">So he asked The Magic <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/turtle.gif">for a brand new <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/moped.gif">So he could get <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/home.gif">and throw a big <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/streamer.gif">and get very <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/drunk.gif">and then <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/headbang.gif">To "<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/star.gif"><img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/star.gif">"and then <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/kissing.gif"> <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/elton.gif">And fall Madly in <img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/twolove.gif">





The End<img border="0" src= "http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/questionmark.gif">
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