<LI>"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." </LI>
<LI>"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." </LI>
<LI>Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! </LI>
<LI>Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." </LI>
<LI>[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.]
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! </LI>
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