woo hoo on we're back on a roll...here's some more.......
Homer:"man the torpedos" Grampa:"let's put on some tuxedos. old guy (grampa's buddy with the cane..you know who i mean): "id like some tostidos"
witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" <stamps on homer's foot>Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."
am....sheesh coming up short here....noooo!
oh oh i hav another one...
homer: "alright dont panic we can get by by selling one of my livers, you can get along with just one you know!"
lol
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and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...
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