^^^ There is only one thing on that list that is easily available, go to mass, take the wafer and do something bad with it in front of the priest and hope that he knows about the true magnitude of this crime. If he doesn't you can still get another one go to the Vatican and throw it at the pope's head. That should do the trick.
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"If you find you've got a dragon charging at you at thirty miles per hour snapping its teeth you can always drive it defensively through the covers"
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