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Old 01-18-2008, 03:14 PM   #980
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This is a song I wrote about 6 years ago when myself and 2 of my closest friends all got dumped by our respective partners at pretty much the same time. Instead of handling it with dignity or grace - we instead chose to get drunk and bitter. A lot. It is a very tongue in cheek song.

One Two For My Bitter Crew

We got dumped, not for the first time and I sure as sh*t know it wont be the last time
And I don’t feel no pleasantness, I aint down with the happiness,
And I am bitter most of the time

So we be singing one two now for my crew
One two now for my crew

Chorus
One two for all the bitter people in this room
Three four by the end of this song you’ll all be pissed
But I’ll be on the floor,
But I’ll be singing
One two for my bitter crew ese! Yeah.

One two for the bitter crew rude boy
One two for the bitter crew rude boy
You see we’re bitter and loud
Pissed up and proud
But do we care? Do we f*ck?
Bitter proud, pissed up and loud
Do I care? Do I f*ck?

Chorus

Well I go home alone, noone to call on the phone
But I will be alright, I will be alright
I’ll have a pot noodle, wank and a good cry,
Pot noodle, wank and a good cry,
Pot noodle, wank and a good cry.

Let me tell you what its like
Being male middle class and white
Pot noodle, wank and a good cry

Chorus.
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