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Originally Posted by Dean C
Quite honestly there's more chance of me bending over and letting Spamlet take me up the bum, than this ever materialising. **** like this just doesn't happen. Good luck wasting your time  |
Unless Dean is short for Deana AND you've got a bum like Beyonce's, I'm afraid I'm not interested in fulfilling your perverted fantasies.
I'm flattered and all but clearly you need to go re-read "The Virtue of Selfishness" because you're encroaching upon my moral beliefs with your lusty desires.
I won't sacrifice myself only to pay the unobvious cost of feeling horrible (sometime, maybe not right away) due to taking on that unearned guilt.
