The Maria and Lindsay duo, with their band of man-slaves!

Lindsay · 09-06-2007, 02:39 AM

Inspired by Nine's and cille's musical talent and threads....Maria and I decided to make our "own band"

But eventually this thread turned into a place for random comments and questions

mariaoran · 09-06-2007, 03:15 AM

LOL ... that pretty much sums it up ... I think the only thing we're missing is "parental advisory sticker!" ... We don't have an album yet but we will definately need it!!.... this is pure hotness!! hehe

5??! ... well i guess we can start with 5 ... i'm sure we'll be able to find more than that!

now ladies... brace yourselves ... here's a taste of whats to come... sort of the IMAGE we're going for ....

Freddy Ljumberg - Sweden National team and West Ham United

i think all my choices are going to be hunky soccer players!! hehe!

Dean C · 09-06-2007, 05:44 PM

Your band must be hawt. So pics of you both please, in bikinis, or less. Thanks

Kristi · 09-06-2007, 07:43 PM

oooh sounds like a great band! I also happen to have no musical talent whatsoever... can I try out?! I can tap dance!

Ships_Were_Sailin · 09-06-2007, 09:54 PM

ill be back when i see some bikini's

Rai · 09-06-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ships_Were_Sailin

ill be back when i see some bikini's

The you'll miss the part without them

mariaoran · 09-06-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Hmmm....5 is not enough? edit: so I had an epiphany

....how about we choose 5 who are incredible, who are perfect....and then we can have guest musicians who bring a bit of excitement and variety to the band?!

haha ... variety ... Damien would be proud!!

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Oh but we're on the same wavelength madame! My first choice is a soccer player as well

.But what is dear Freddy's qualifications? We need performance skills as well, do we not

? Or is he just hot

?

Does this really matter!!?? hehe ... he's hot and that's about all it takes!!

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

My first choice.....Zinedine Zidane

. Really, he's a perfect addition to the band

....not only a sexy man

......but has an amazing touch, incredible endurance, moments of wild passion.....and the way he moves, you just knoooow!!! He'll be a great guitarist

! I don't have a pic at the moment, but a video might showcase his talent better anyways

guitarist!!???

hahaha that's not what i was thinking about !! hahah..... oh lord did i just type that !!! *blushes!!*

mariaoran · 09-06-2007, 11:19 PM

Lindsay i'm suuure Nicolas has got plenty of talent!! ... Attraction talent!!! hehe... goooorgeous....

Gosh i'm falling behind! ... i need to go look up some pics and post them !!! there will be more hotness to come!!!!

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Originally Posted by Kristi

oooh sounds like a great band! I also happen to have no musical talent whatsoever... can I try out?! I can tap dance!

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Suuuure! Maybe we could be a trio with no musical talent! The tap dancing sounds great.... and I was thinking I might take up that triangle thingy...... and I think Maria is undecided still....this could be incredible

!

Though I should be honest and say there are some difficult demands in joining the group....you need to be able to come up with a bunch of sexy men who could join the band of man-slaves....I know, I know, we take ourselves pretty seriously around here

.

So let us know if you just want to try out, or if you'd like to join!

yeah the only requirement is to Not have any musical talent that's the key to success!!... that way you don't waste anytime writting songs and have all the time in the world to look up seeeexy men!!

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Originally Posted by Dean C

Your band must be hawt. So pics of you both please, in bikinis, or less. Thanks

LOL ...

Lindsay · 09-07-2007, 12:43 AM

haha...you guys are terrible

! I think you're all getting the wrong idea of what this band will be about.....this is close to what we have in mind ....and Maria, you need to post that "other picture"

!!

mariaoran · 09-07-2007, 12:51 AM

hahah.... the "other Picture" ... very misterious of you!

okkk... this certain othe pic that Lindsay is talking about is one of the several pics part of the ad campaign Dolce and Gabbana did with the Italian soccer team!...

hubba Hubba!! these are yummy men!

Here ya go for your vewing pleasure!!

mariaoran · 09-07-2007, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Gosh....that's brilliant!! Nicely put.....that totally defines our philosophy

And about Zidane....oh I knooow.....I had to add in the "guitarist" part afterwards

Ya....wouldn't Damien be proud!....And I think we should swallow our pride and allow ourselves to be openers for him

......just to start

....then we'll take over the world

!

hahah openers for Damien???... We're better suitted for Lisa!....

fancy another pic?? ...

hehe here ya go !! just found this one too!

Ps... hehe there are sooo many things i could say about this pic!

Kristi · 09-07-2007, 07:10 PM

oh no!! I have LOADS of sexy man pictures, however i cant figure out how to post the pics of them except by link!

*tear*

mariaoran · 09-07-2007, 07:13 PM

Not to worry Kristi!! ... go to Photobucket.com and open an account....once you have one you'll be able to upload the pics there and post them here!! ... its's fairly easy i promeise!! ... let me know if you need help!

hehe can't wait!

Kristi · 09-07-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mariaoran

Not to worry Kristi!! ... go to Photobucket.com and open an account....once you have one you'll be able to upload the pics there and post them here!! ... its's fairly easy i promeise!! ... let me know if you need help!

hehe can't wait!

i did that and tried! i always thought i was pretty computer savvy, but as it turns out, i am a feckin' retard!

Timeé · 09-07-2007, 09:49 PM

they easies way to figure it out is to quote someone who has already posted a pic, thus seeing how other people do it.

mariaoran · 09-07-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Maria....where is your number 2 man? I'm already ready for my number 3

!

And I had this brilliant idea....I was thinking of what kind of music we could play....how about a cross between blue-grass country and techno?!?! Genius hey!!

alright it took me a while ! ... buuuut.... i did a quick google search and found a pic of your number one choice Zizou!...

I have to say that i like him better with this jersey than with the France jersey

< -- biased.... maaaaaaybe.... hehe who am i kidding.... YESSS!!!

I already showed my #1 choice fully clothed... whiiiich is booring!!

... so here he is showing some skiin!

.... i'll post again with my next two choices emediately!!!

mariaoran · 09-07-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristi

i did that and tried! i always thought i was pretty computer savvy, but as it turns out, i am a feckin' retard!

... i dunno any other way ....

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choice # 2..... since i already have a swedish one i'll add some french into the mix!

Olivier Martinez..... If you've seen Unfaithful you know what i'm talking about... hot hot hot!

choice # 3... i have nooo idea who this is but i'm not really that interested in his name anyway... hehe

Do you approve??

Ships_Were_Sailin · 09-07-2007, 10:59 PM

i dont

mariaoran · 09-08-2007, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Haha don't listen to Ships

.....they're great choices

But Freddy- whew...hot pic! And I haven't seen Faithful, but I'm thinking perhaps I should

And the third one....you're not even interested in his name

......haha I'm not either

we'll have to come up with a name for him!

And thanks for the Zidane pic!!.....ya, ya...haha you're toootally biased

! And I edited to add for a link for more Nicolas pictures. My gosh.....wow, that man!!

don't worry even though all of my instincts say i show listen to ships... haha i won't!! ... and ships you know lindsay and i only have eyes for youuu!!

.... we should name him.... mmmmm... hahah in true grey's anatomy fashion something with "Mc" on it!

hehehe i'll have to think about it though!
oh and you should definatey watch unfaithful! ...

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Ok.....so this is my third pick.....name is Maxwell, a neo-soul singer, loooove his music.
He is sooo sexy it's crazy!! And plus...he is so romantic, can sing, he moves well, and hmm....the first video will show it which I think you've already seen....the way he looks when he's thinking..... is just so incredible, do you know what I'm saying? And the second vid....my gosh

...it's major!

hahah yes i've seen the first one and am completely captivated by the way he ...

""thinks!""

... heheh

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

this pick is to die for!!! gorgeous!

mariaoran · 09-08-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Yaaaa, good idea!...."mc something", have you thought of something good yet

?
Gosh though....it's a travesty if you haven't seen the second vid!!....I will fix that problem asap

!!

nope! today my mind's been filled with a bunch of numbers and formulas i need to know so that i can make buildings that won't fall down!!... haha like that's important!

... so i'll think about it later!

and i did watch the second video but i just didn't mention it ! hehe ... there's nothing wrong with it! ... oops!

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

My number 4.....the incomparable Johnny Depp!! Incredibly gorgeous, such a cool guy, very creative....really, no introduction needed

!!!

haha very good pics i must say.... buuuuut... can you really forget the pirate look !! ... arrrg!

mariaoran · 09-09-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

by the way...we could already have gigs lined up.....how do you feel about us playing when I run against Rai for the presidency? Gosh....I'm brilliant

! Taking over the world, one step at a time

Haha i'm up for it but i'm afraid we will not be able to take our gorgeous Cpt. Sparrow!... he might be giving us... i mean you a run for your presidential campaign! ...

we'll open for Lisa when she tours and if Hollie allowes it we can be her openers too! ... sound good?!

... we'd be great on the pirate song!! heheh

mariaoran · 09-09-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

hahaha...well I'm really glad that this time I'm not dragging you away from your school work

.....but hmmm.....I know it's a veeery serious matter, but how hard are you going to be thinking to come up with a name

!!

lol... haha it wasn't too hard... just took a look at his picture!

does McYummy sound good!?

... that seems to sum up all of the hotness of the man doesn't it?

take a look at another one!

mariaoran · 09-09-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Haha, my gosh I have to admit that's an incredible campaign slogan

. But I think we should run together, I don't know if I could defeat Mr. Rai and Cpt. Sparrow all by myself

!

And yaaa.....we'll be booked solid for gigs! But I'm sure Hollie would welcome us, we aaaare pretty incredible

!

Woohoo...McYummy it is

! And oh my this new one is quite incredible as well

!

Well Rai might be a hard one to defeat but remember Cpt. Sparrow is now our man slave so we can just ban him from coming with us.... that'll do!

haha and that 2nd pic is the same guy (< -- according to my friend who sneds me all these email with pics that are too inappropriate to open when i'm bored in class!

)

mariaoran · 09-09-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Oh veeery true....we hold all power over dear Cpt. Sparrow

. So it's just Rai we'll have to worry about....unless.....hehe

LOL ... hahaha i can't stop laughing! ... i Almost completed that statement in my previous post!! hehe ... but it's too soon to give away any campaign secret strategies!!

... soo we'll leave at that!!

mariaoran · 09-13-2007, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

(Hmm....ok, I don't know what happened when I posted before, but here it is again

)

Wooohoooo Maria.....I've found the most wonderful man!! Oh. My. Gosh. It's official.....I'm in looooove

. I was thinking that instead of a man slave though, that he could be the lead singer.....and we could play our instruments on the side

! What do you think

?

Seriously though.....I can't get enough of this song!! It's been on repeat!! One of the most beautiful songs I have eeeever heard. And I'm being so serious....... Wow. And I don't even understand portuguese

haha yeah grrrreat song by Damien... but gorgeous by these two talents...

oooohh goodness imagine if Lisa would Cover Blower's Daughter in Portuguese! *day dreams!!*

... would be sooo wonderful!!!

Ok... the guy is hot ... but i have to confess i have a little crush on her ... i think her voice is just GORGEOUS and soo hypnotizing... and she's got such pretty eyes! ... hehe *blushes!*

Nine · 09-14-2007, 01:40 PM

Ah, i cannot wait to join in this thread when my stupid internet gets fixed!

Joy!

xxx

Lindsay · 09-15-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mariaoran

haha yeah grrrreat song by Damien... but gorgeous by these two talents...

oooohh goodness imagine if Lisa would Cover Blower's Daughter in Portuguese! *day dreams!!*

... would be sooo wonderful!!!

Ok... the guy is hot ... but i have to confess i have a little crush on her ... i think her voice is just GORGEOUS and soo hypnotizing... and she's got such pretty eyes! ... hehe *blushes!*

Reeeeally?? You're not in love with him?? Doesn't he have suuuuuch a gorgeous voice!! Oh my gosh, he kills me! I want him to sing to me

. Buuut, I do agree....she is quite sexy as well

....how about you can have her, I'll have Seu

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Originally Posted by Nine

Ah, i cannot wait to join in this thread when my stupid internet gets fixed!

Joy!

xxx

Woohoo!!

So glad you'll be back to join in....this thread has been waaaay too much fun

! Plus....we need your expert music advice

ps....Maria...look what I found

mariaoran · 09-15-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

Reeeeally?? You're not in love with him?? Doesn't he have suuuuuch a gorgeous voice!! Oh my gosh, he kills me! I want him to sing to me

. Buuut, I do agree....she is quite sexy as well

....how about you can have her, I'll have Seu

haha suure i'm cool with that!!

here... this is for you!!

Hubba hubba!!

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

ps....Maria...look what I found

ahhhhh.... i Luv you... wheree?? Are u visiting a different Lindsay Town?? (AKA a smilie website!

)
I would luuuuuuv to know me Darling!

... i think it would look greeeeat in my sig!

Lindsay · 09-16-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mariaoran

here... this is for you!!

Hubba hubba!!

oh you're brilliant

......and he's looking a bit more groomed in that pic, hehe not so disheveled like the video

! Oh, I love him....sexiest voice ever! And I want him to look at me like the video

, know what I mean. Awwww...

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Originally Posted by mariaoran

ahhhhh.... i Luv you... wheree?? Are u visiting a different Lindsay Town?? (AKA a smilie website!

)
I would luuuuuuv to know me Darling!

... i think it would look greeeeat in my sig!

....ya, I think it's from a different site

! Isn't it great, I thought of you when I saw it....let me see if I can find it...
http://www.websmileys.com/sport.htm
and the url is http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sport/niko_realmadrid.gif

ps.....I vote that a soccer sig is waaaay better than some art quote

mariaoran · 09-16-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

....ya, I think it's from a different site

! Isn't it great, I thought of you when I saw it....let me see if I can find it...
http://www.websmileys.com/sport.htm
and the url is http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sport/niko_realmadrid.gif

ps.....I vote that a soccer sig is waaaay better than some art quote

thank you missy!!

I will edit my sig right away!! hehe... but i'm sorry to disappoint but i did say it was going to be a good ADDITION to my sig

i'm not giving up my art quote... its like the most badass quote eeeeever!!!!

09-06-2007, 03:15 AM	#2
mariaoran The girl from Venezuela Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Madrid Posts: 2,118	LOL ... that pretty much sums it up ... I think the only thing we're missing is "parental advisory sticker!" ... We don't have an album yet but we will definately need it!!.... this is pure hotness!! hehe 5??! ... well i guess we can start with 5 ... i'm sure we'll be able to find more than that! now ladies... brace yourselves ... here's a taste of whats to come... sort of the IMAGE we're going for .... Freddy Ljumberg - Sweden National team and West Ham United i think all my choices are going to be hunky soccer players!! hehe! __________________ "This place is a Gynocracy!" repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern...

09-06-2007, 07:43 PM	#4
Kristi The Prodigal Eskimo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: We are nowhere and this is now. Posts: 2,397	oooh sounds like a great band! I also happen to have no musical talent whatsoever... can I try out?! I can tap dance! __________________ I like you, do you like me?

09-06-2007, 09:54 PM	#5
Ships_Were_Sailin Eskimo Regular Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: UK - The part that has no music scene what so ever Posts: 1,094	ill be back when i see some bikini's __________________ *Its been years since ive heard from my transistor radio* Yet i keep going to where it seems i'm meant to go

09-07-2007, 12:51 AM	#10
mariaoran The girl from Venezuela Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Madrid Posts: 2,118	hahah.... the "other Picture" ... very misterious of you! okkk... this certain othe pic that Lindsay is talking about is one of the several pics part of the ad campaign Dolce and Gabbana did with the Italian soccer team!... hubba Hubba!! these are yummy men! Here ya go for your vewing pleasure!! __________________ "This place is a Gynocracy!" repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern...

09-07-2007, 07:10 PM	#12
Kristi The Prodigal Eskimo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: We are nowhere and this is now. Posts: 2,397	oh no!! I have LOADS of sexy man pictures, however i cant figure out how to post the pics of them except by link! tear __________________ I like you, do you like me?

09-06-2007, 02:39 AM	#1
Lindsay Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 904	The Maria and Lindsay duo, with their band of man-slaves! Inspired by Nine's and cille's musical talent and threads....Maria and I decided to make our "own band" But eventually this thread turned into a place for random comments and questions Last edited by Lindsay; 10-28-2007 at 11:28 PM.

09-06-2007, 05:44 PM	#3
Dean C Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 1,058	Your band must be hawt. So pics of you both please, in bikinis, or less. Thanks

09-07-2007, 12:43 AM	#9
Lindsay Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 904	haha...you guys are terrible ! I think you're all getting the wrong idea of what this band will be about.....this is close to what we have in mind ....and Maria, you need to post that "other picture" !!

09-07-2007, 07:13 PM	#13
mariaoran The girl from Venezuela Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Madrid Posts: 2,118	Not to worry Kristi!! ... go to Photobucket.com and open an account....once you have one you'll be able to upload the pics there and post them here!! ... its's fairly easy i promeise!! ... let me know if you need help! hehe can't wait! __________________ "This place is a Gynocracy!" repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern, repetition creates pattern... Last edited by mariaoran; 09-07-2007 at 07:19 PM.

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Timeé Intello Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Co. Donegal, Ireland. Posts: 2,435	they easies way to figure it out is to quote someone who has already posted a pic, thus seeing how other people do it. __________________ Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did Got what I paid for now See ya tomorrow, hey Frank can I borrow A couple of bucks from you?

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Ships_Were_Sailin Eskimo Regular Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: UK - The part that has no music scene what so ever Posts: 1,094	i dont __________________ *Its been years since ive heard from my transistor radio* Yet i keep going to where it seems i'm meant to go

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Nine Inuit Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 2,458	Ah, i cannot wait to join in this thread when my stupid internet gets fixed! Joy! xxx __________________ Thanks to all the kind, generous eskimos who took the time to donate a limb to the 'HELP NINE GET A BODY FUND.' I am now in full working order.