Idiotic things you did today...

marymac · 10-07-2004, 11:31 AM

I just locked myself out of the house, sans phone, bag, student card, the works.

So i thought, lets see has anyone else been stupid or is it just me...

Nathaniel · 10-07-2004, 11:40 AM

Instead of throwing my teabag in the bin I threw the cup - I think my motor skills weren't functioning this morning - not only did i waste a whole cup of tea, I also broke my favourite Darth Vader mug. Nob that I am.[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

marymac · 10-07-2004, 11:45 AM

Oh good. Its not only me.

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Nathaniel · 10-07-2004, 11:48 AM

nah your alright mate - I do at least one stupid thing a day.[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

Mojo_Pin1980 · 10-07-2004, 11:49 AM

Nothing stupid here so far..

mari · 10-07-2004, 11:52 AM

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]It's such a comfort reading this thread, I think this is one I shall be following closely!

marymac · 10-07-2004, 12:13 PM

Its the overwhelming stupidity of this one. This is way off my normal scale of idiocy. I mean, its the front door key. The thing you don't shut the door without. And nobody's going to be home before 3. Thats stupid, even for me.

Anyway. I'm going to stop wittering and wait to see what other dumb stuff everyone else did. 'Cause I know ye did.

cille · 10-07-2004, 12:14 PM

i had over 200 danish kroner too little in my cash register today [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]

i must have been asleep all day to lose that much money. now i have to sign all sorts of formulas to swear i did not take it myself[img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]

marymac · 10-07-2004, 12:23 PM

Owie. Poor thing. You could always just kill the manager...

cille · 10-07-2004, 12:35 PM

ooh, but the manager is so nice... i'd like to kille the secondary manager though [img]smileys/smiley7.gif[/img]she treats me like i was sh*t.

marymac · 10-07-2004, 12:56 PM

Kill, her, say she took it, and it was self defense when you confronted her [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

Patricia · 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM

I said to my housemate: let's meet at 5, after our classes, to walk home together. My lecturer let us out half an hour early, and I walked home. Without my housemate.

cille · 10-07-2004, 06:13 PM

ooh, shame on you patricia![img]smileys/smiley13.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally Posted by marymac

Kill, her, say she took it, and it was self defense when you confronted her [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

yeaaaahhh![img]smileys/smiley7.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

*rubs chin and squints eyes in delivish plotting manner*

Edited by: cillecille

Donsie B! · 10-07-2004, 06:15 PM

ive ended up locked outta hotelroom @ 3 in the morn..

pamela · 10-07-2004, 06:25 PM

i left my favourite jumper ina changing room in river island. didnt realise til i was freezing

Donsie B! · 10-07-2004, 06:27 PM

ouch!

LostCause · 10-07-2004, 07:01 PM

I woke up three hours too late for work. I was gonna have a driving lesson too, but I never showed up. So I used almost 900 Nkr (a lot) on absolutely nothing.

Gazel · 10-07-2004, 07:12 PM

Um, i guess this was kinda idiotic of me, funny though:

Ok so the last couple of days my mate in school has been sprayin me with water at every chance he got, and it was really annoying me. He did it to me today in the common room so I went into the kitchen, fillled up a bowl with water and poured it over his head, he was soaked[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]. Wasnt very happy though....

jenn fox · 10-07-2004, 11:33 PM

oh...i am clumsy as hell so you name it every day, hurting myself, running into something, breaking something, spilling something...it's like a disease with me.[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

Mojo_Pin1980 · 10-08-2004, 09:01 AM

I forgot my phone for the 2nd time this week. And Ireally need it, because I'm expecting an important call..

Nathaniel · 10-08-2004, 09:28 AM

I forgot that i needed shoes until I got outside and wondered why the ground felt harder than usual

Libby · 10-08-2004, 10:25 AM

Last night I made my Hubby leave work early to go with me to see a band he has never heard of.

After driving for around 100 miles we got to the venue and it was locked, so we went next door to wait for it to open.

After twiddling our thumbs for over an hour he looked at the tickets and I had taken us to the wrong venue.

We raced round the corner to the correct venue and the gig had been cancelled as the lead singer was ill. (if I had checked their website before we left I would have known this info)

I am officially an air-head. [img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img]

Tess · 10-08-2004, 06:38 PM

im a complete dumbass

im so stupid and really slow, especially with jokes (record time 4 tryin 2 work out a joke was over 24 hrs!!)

i really am quite an idiot, especially 1st thing in the moring!! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

Alistair · 10-08-2004, 06:46 PM

it's been a pretty stupid all day for me, was out drinking 'till early this morning, then went back and passed out in the hotel, slept through my alarm so i was late for work then this evening i came to the airport earl to try and get an earlier flight home but i was too late, so i have to sit around for 4hrs waiting now.

Hmm i think i was still a bit tipsy when i went into work this morning

marina · 10-08-2004, 08:30 PM

made myself a cup of tea after dinner and 'plopped' down the couch with the tea in my hand....sure it only spilled out and burnt me!

this happened on monday....came home drunk at 8 am....mother wasn't having any of it and made me go to work....boss sent me back home again.....

Patricia · 10-08-2004, 08:32 PM

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]You guys crack me up!

Today I went to town to put an ad in a music shop... and I forgot the ad at home [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

marina · 10-08-2004, 08:33 PM

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Always_Echos · 10-09-2004, 06:40 PM

Ummm, i havnt done anything really dumb today, but i do hav my 'blonde' moments. My friend once called me from his house, which comes up on my mobile as 'Darren Home'. I then asked him where he was. Lol, me = do'h!!!

pamela · 10-09-2004, 06:48 PM

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today i thought i would be nice + help a norwegian guy out who was lost. but he ended up making me go for a drink with him to thank me !! not a gd idea with the language barrier !

Hendrik · 10-09-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamela

not a gd idea with the language barrier !

Oh, Pam, you're just too lazy! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] Edited by: Hendrik

10-07-2004, 11:40 AM	#2
Nathaniel Debauched Eskimo Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England Posts: 1,999	Instead of throwing my teabag in the bin I threw the cup - I think my motor skills weren't functioning this morning - not only did i waste a whole cup of tea, I also broke my favourite Darth Vader mug. Nob that I am.[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ I want to say Thanks for your grace And your ability to take my weight When I lean on you Your skin is so true I guess I just miss you

10-07-2004, 11:48 AM	#4
Nathaniel Debauched Eskimo Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England Posts: 1,999	nah your alright mate - I do at least one stupid thing a day.[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] __________________ I want to say Thanks for your grace And your ability to take my weight When I lean on you Your skin is so true I guess I just miss you

10-07-2004, 11:49 AM	#5
Mojo_Pin1980 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Holland Posts: 3,280	Nothing stupid here so far.. __________________ Reaching out to embrace the random Reaching out to embrace whatever may come

10-07-2004, 11:52 AM	#6
mari Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 833	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]It's such a comfort reading this thread, I think this is one I shall be following closely! __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

10-07-2004, 12:14 PM	#8
cille creepycute Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 15,333	i had over 200 danish kroner too little in my cash register today [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img] i must have been asleep all day to lose that much money. now i have to sign all sorts of formulas to swear i did not take it myself[img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img] __________________ Yeah

10-07-2004, 11:31 AM	#1
marymac Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 236	I just locked myself out of the house, sans phone, bag, student card, the works. So i thought, lets see has anyone else been stupid or is it just me...

10-07-2004, 11:45 AM	#3
marymac Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 236	Oh good. Its not only me. [img]smileys/smiley1.gif[/img]

10-07-2004, 12:13 PM	#7
marymac Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 236	Its the overwhelming stupidity of this one. This is way off my normal scale of idiocy. I mean, its the front door key. The thing you don't shut the door without. And nobody's going to be home before 3. Thats stupid, even for me. Anyway. I'm going to stop wittering and wait to see what other dumb stuff everyone else did. 'Cause I know ye did.

10-07-2004, 12:23 PM	#9
marymac Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 236	Owie. Poor thing. You could always just kill the manager...

10-07-2004, 12:35 PM	#10
cille creepycute Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 15,333	ooh, but the manager is so nice... i'd like to kille the secondary manager though [img]smileys/smiley7.gif[/img]she treats me like i was sh*t. __________________ Yeah

10-07-2004, 12:56 PM	#11
marymac Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 236	Kill, her, say she took it, and it was self defense when you confronted her [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]

10-07-2004, 04:19 PM	#12
Patricia Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 3,213	I said to my housemate: let's meet at 5, after our classes, to walk home together. My lecturer let us out half an hour early, and I walked home. Without my housemate. __________________ "To do is to be" - Nietzsche "To be is to do" - Kant "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

10-07-2004, 06:15 PM	#14
Donsie B! Eskimo Charmer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,098	ive ended up locked outta hotelroom @ 3 in the morn.. __________________ 1 back bedroom, 2 empty beds on the floor, 3 people dancing, 4 drinks down and i just don't care, 5 in the morning, 6 stories up looking down, 7 still fighting, 8 times around but this time i wont drown! Nightrocker- The Chalets

10-07-2004, 06:25 PM	#15
pamela Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,157	i left my favourite jumper ina changing room in river island. didnt realise til i was freezing __________________ I know that he loves me. . . . . Cause he told me so

10-07-2004, 06:27 PM	#16
Donsie B! Eskimo Charmer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,098	ouch! __________________ 1 back bedroom, 2 empty beds on the floor, 3 people dancing, 4 drinks down and i just don't care, 5 in the morning, 6 stories up looking down, 7 still fighting, 8 times around but this time i wont drown! Nightrocker- The Chalets

10-07-2004, 07:01 PM	#17
LostCause Eskimo Regular Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 188	I woke up three hours too late for work. I was gonna have a driving lesson too, but I never showed up. So I used almost 900 Nkr (a lot) on absolutely nothing. __________________ ...and you're tryin' to remember how fine your life used to be running around banging your drum like it's ninteeen seventy three well that was the river this is the sea...

10-07-2004, 07:12 PM	#18
Gazel Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I really have no idea... Posts: 1,692	Um, i guess this was kinda idiotic of me, funny though: Ok so the last couple of days my mate in school has been sprayin me with water at every chance he got, and it was really annoying me. He did it to me today in the common room so I went into the kitchen, fillled up a bowl with water and poured it over his head, he was soaked[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]. Wasnt very happy though....

10-07-2004, 11:33 PM	#19
jenn fox Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United States Posts: 2,064	oh...i am clumsy as hell so you name it every day, hurting myself, running into something, breaking something, spilling something...it's like a disease with me.[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ if I knew all the words, I'd write myself out of here.

10-08-2004, 09:01 AM	#20
Mojo_Pin1980 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Holland Posts: 3,280	I forgot my phone for the 2nd time this week. And Ireally need it, because I'm expecting an important call.. __________________ Reaching out to embrace the random Reaching out to embrace whatever may come

10-08-2004, 09:28 AM	#21
Nathaniel Debauched Eskimo Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England Posts: 1,999	I forgot that i needed shoes until I got outside and wondered why the ground felt harder than usual __________________ I want to say Thanks for your grace And your ability to take my weight When I lean on you Your skin is so true I guess I just miss you

10-08-2004, 10:25 AM	#22
Libby Eskimo Regular Join Date: May 2004 Location: England/New Zealand Posts: 640	Last night I made my Hubby leave work early to go with me to see a band he has never heard of. After driving for around 100 miles we got to the venue and it was locked, so we went next door to wait for it to open. After twiddling our thumbs for over an hour he looked at the tickets and I had taken us to the wrong venue. We raced round the corner to the correct venue and the gig had been cancelled as the lead singer was ill. (if I had checked their website before we left I would have known this info) I am officially an air-head. [img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img]

10-08-2004, 06:38 PM	#23
Tess Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England Posts: 226	im a complete dumbass im so stupid and really slow, especially with jokes (record time 4 tryin 2 work out a joke was over 24 hrs!!) i really am quite an idiot, especially 1st thing in the moring!! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ LOVE Sometimes the HEART should follow the MIND Sometimes the HEART should tell the MIND to STAY AT HOME and STOP INTERFERING

10-08-2004, 06:46 PM	#24
Alistair Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 398	it's been a pretty stupid all day for me, was out drinking 'till early this morning, then went back and passed out in the hotel, slept through my alarm so i was late for work then this evening i came to the airport earl to try and get an earlier flight home but i was too late, so i have to sit around for 4hrs waiting now. Hmm i think i was still a bit tipsy when i went into work this morning

10-08-2004, 08:30 PM	#25
marina Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: London Posts: 3,411	made myself a cup of tea after dinner and 'plopped' down the couch with the tea in my hand....sure it only spilled out and burnt me! this happened on monday....came home drunk at 8 am....mother wasn't having any of it and made me go to work....boss sent me back home again..... __________________ lights will guide you home mark, r.i.p

10-08-2004, 08:32 PM	#26
Patricia Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 3,213	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]You guys crack me up! Today I went to town to put an ad in a music shop... and I forgot the ad at home [img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img] __________________ "To do is to be" - Nietzsche "To be is to do" - Kant "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

10-08-2004, 08:33 PM	#27
marina Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: London Posts: 3,411	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ lights will guide you home mark, r.i.p

10-09-2004, 06:40 PM	#28
Always_Echos Miss Eskimo 2006 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 515	Ummm, i havnt done anything really dumb today, but i do hav my 'blonde' moments. My friend once called me from his house, which comes up on my mobile as 'Darren Home'. I then asked him where he was. Lol, me = do'h!!! __________________ ~~ And somehow everything I own smells of you ~~

10-09-2004, 06:48 PM	#29
pamela Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,157	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] today i thought i would be nice + help a norwegian guy out who was lost. but he ended up making me go for a drink with him to thank me !! not a gd idea with the language barrier ! __________________ I know that he loves me. . . . . Cause he told me so

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