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04-28-2004, 03:10 PM	#1
Livo Eskimo Frames Expert Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: People's Republic of Cork Posts: 2,559	???? __________________ trying to find a little chaos in the order..

04-28-2004, 03:46 PM	#2
Livo Eskimo Frames Expert Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: People's Republic of Cork Posts: 2,559	oh come on, this is mean! tell me jokes! __________________ trying to find a little chaos in the order..

04-28-2004, 04:35 PM	#3
Enoch Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,698	apologies if anyone is offended: What's the difference betweenFrankie Dettori and Michael Jackson? Frankie has a licence to ride 3 year-olds. __________________ Hold me down, hoping that you can explain, little arithmetics, got me down ..

04-28-2004, 04:38 PM	#4
Enoch Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,698	Sorry, re-read the title ... you wanted "good" jokes ... nope, none here [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ Hold me down, hoping that you can explain, little arithmetics, got me down ..

04-28-2004, 08:26 PM	#5
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04-29-2004, 10:11 PM	#6
Livo Eskimo Frames Expert Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: People's Republic of Cork Posts: 2,559	Buddha goes up to a hot dog stand and says "make me one with everything" __________________ trying to find a little chaos in the order..

04-30-2004, 12:51 AM	#7
Gatsby Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Dublin Posts: 5,809	ok this cud be offensive but u have to have a sense of humour What do you call a chinese baby born in a microwave?? Ping[img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

04-30-2004, 12:04 PM	#8
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04-30-2004, 12:06 PM	#9
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	Whats red and invisible?? A tomato that isnt there. Hehe i know they're stupid but i love jokes like that [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

04-30-2004, 06:44 PM	#10
Lemonhead Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,097	how do you make a dog drink?! put it in a blender[img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] __________________ No liquor in the land can stop the brain from bleedin'- Bob Dylan

04-30-2004, 07:09 PM	#11
Kristi The Prodigal Eskimo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: We are nowhere and this is now. Posts: 2,397	A skeleton walked into a bar holding a mop and ordered a drink. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img] __________________ I like you, do you like me?

05-01-2004, 06:31 AM	#12
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05-01-2004, 08:30 PM	#13
Donsie B! Eskimo Charmer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,098	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] (so much smiling!) __________________ 1 back bedroom, 2 empty beds on the floor, 3 people dancing, 4 drinks down and i just don't care, 5 in the morning, 6 stories up looking down, 7 still fighting, 8 times around but this time i wont drown! Nightrocker- The Chalets

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05-01-2004, 09:00 PM

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Hendrik

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Originally Posted by Livo

does anyone have good jokes?

Here I am! [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

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05-01-2004, 11:19 PM	#15
Lemonhead Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,097	hehe![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]my jaw hurts![img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] __________________ No liquor in the land can stop the brain from bleedin'- Bob Dylan

05-02-2004, 03:10 AM	#16
SisterMidnight Jellyfishsting Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Is this heaven? Posts: 5,500	Okay, a friend told me this one today but it took me awhile to get it.... I'm sloooww! A panda walks into a bar, orders some food and eats it. He then shoots the bartender and leaves the premises. A man follows him out and asks "Why the heck did you do that?!" The panda said "I'm a panda!" The guys says "So?" The panda says "Look it up in the dictionary." The guy goes home, looks up panda in the dictionary and it says "... eats shoots and leaves." [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

05-02-2004, 12:05 PM	#17
cille creepycute Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 15,333	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] ok, my fave joke is only funny to me, and can't be translated so... i'll just keep it to meself __________________ Yeah

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05-02-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sionna

Whats red and invisible??

A tomato that isnt there.

Hehe i know they're stupid but i love jokes like that [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

ha ha you stole my jokes!!! its no tomatoes! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

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05-02-2004, 06:24 PM	#19
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05-02-2004, 06:25 PM	#20
ali* eskimo drama queen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,399	TONY......[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] girls in my class found this so hilarious that they drew cartoons of tony on various outings, eg. bikini tony, tony's first day at school, fr. tony, christmas tony....ill put them on my website soon __________________ Ah Christ I'm such a Drama Queen....

05-02-2004, 06:31 PM	#21
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05-02-2004, 06:34 PM	#22
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05-02-2004, 06:38 PM	#23
Patricia Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 3,213	How do you call a girl who's decided not to sleep before marriage? You don't, why would you? __________________ "To do is to be" - Nietzsche "To be is to do" - Kant "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

05-02-2004, 07:20 PM	#24
Hendrik Teddy Daniels Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Berlin Posts: 9,693	What's hard and between the shanks of a woman? A moped. [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

05-02-2004, 08:07 PM	#25
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05-02-2004, 08:10 PM	#26
Patricia Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 3,213	ewwwwwwwwwwww [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] What's red and flies through walls? Super Tomato __________________ "To do is to be" - Nietzsche "To be is to do" - Kant "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

05-03-2004, 09:16 AM	#27
minx Eskimo Friend Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 97	These ones aresick, fans of baby jokes might findem funny.. Why do you put a baby in a blender legs first? So you can see the expression on its face. __________________ philpotmusic.com

05-03-2004, 09:16 AM	#28
minx Eskimo Friend Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 97	Why do you put a baby in the oven head first? So you can see it try and run away __________________ philpotmusic.com

05-03-2004, 09:19 AM	#29
minx Eskimo Friend Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 97	K these are kiddish but hilarious!! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] How do you get four elephants into a mini? Two in the back and two in the front!!! How do you get a rhino into a mini? Take one of the elephants out!!! __________________ philpotmusic.com

05-03-2004, 09:27 AM	#30
minx Eskimo Friend Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 97	How can you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? A dog knows when to stop scratching. (Be not offended - im aviolinist too!) __________________ philpotmusic.com

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