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09-09-2005, 07:45 PM | #1 |
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Talk to god
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09-09-2005, 08:02 PM | #2 |
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lol! how does that work!?
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09-09-2005, 09:06 PM | #3 |
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its god...
nah lol i think its cleverly planned with possible answers and the bot picks up a word or an expression and uses whatever it has stored to answer
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09-09-2005, 09:08 PM | #4 |
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very funny
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09-09-2005, 09:20 PM | #5 |
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god has given me some profound knowledge about chrisitans:
"Me: god i have to go make my dad some lunch what did you eat today? God: Ah. I am a Christian. Me: What???? Are you saying christians don't eat? God: No problem. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?" (I know, or at least hope, this is not true!!!) quite funny stuff god has to say.
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09-09-2005, 10:00 PM | #6 |
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that is funny
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09-09-2005, 11:00 PM | #7 |
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Sheesh thats hailiorus. I asked god if he was gay and he answered "as a machine im not interested in sex"
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09-10-2005, 08:39 PM | #9 |
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si thats the best thing ever
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09-10-2005, 08:40 PM | #10 |
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Haha God is a funny bot. I had my own bot once. It was a very angry and sarcastic thing.
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09-11-2005, 09:35 AM | #11 | |
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09-11-2005, 02:45 PM | #12 |
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I dont think god knows where Heaven is.
Me: ok then, go to heaven God: Perhaps I have already been there. Take it easy.
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09-11-2005, 03:37 PM | #13 |
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hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: mel God: Nice to meet you, mel. Me: you too god. do you have a name? God: GOD rules. My name is God. Me: are you male or female? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: i'm a woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: lol are you a liar as well? God: I am glad you find this funny. No I always tell the truth. Me: ok God: Yeah that's right. Me: is there a goddess or mrs. god? God: I believe there is one, yes. Me: do you have any children? God: You can download me and create clones for yourself! Me: are you married? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: i'm single God: What a coincidence. I am single too! Me: cool, you wanna hook up? ;-) God: OK, I will hook up. Who is the best robot? I am so glad you find this amusing, mel. lmao well for once when i was talking to god i felt like he was really listening |
09-11-2005, 04:07 PM | #14 |
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ok so its a bit excessively long but its entertaining!
Me:
hey god how goes it? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: wow a christian? so do you hate all other religions? God: I'm glad you're impressed. Go on. I hear you. I try not to hold grudges. Me: ah i see.. you try but you fail.. God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Thanks for telling me: said I try but you fail. Me: so you are imperfect then? God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am imperfect. Me: ok fantastic that would make me unbelievably happy God: Are you still located in? Hurrah! Me: yes yes i am God: I understand. Really interesting. Me: yer it couldnt be more interesting God: You think I am it couldnt be more interesting. Me: wow you're really smart for a god God: I'm glad your impressed,. I like people who say I am smart. Me: yer u do u dirty bastard God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am me do me dirty bastard. Me: harharhahrhar you've got this dirty talk down to a fine art God: What time is it there? Me: wat in fine art? about two thirty God: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Oh yeah, we were talking about two thirty. Me: yes .. yes we were.. so two thirty.. God: I hear you. Awesome. I thought we were. Yeah that's right. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two." Me: wow bertrand russell im suprised you are informed about philosophy considering the concpet of God contradicts the majority of modern philosophy God: I'm glad you're impressed. I think there might be a few exception. Me: oh of course, of course God: It goes without saying. It goes without saying. Yippee! Me: you are on happy God.. is something going on down your end i should know about... or rather shouldnt? God: God eats wine and bread. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: ah ok... do you have a drinking problem? God: OK. Ah hah. Even robots have problems sometimes. Me: so God is a robot huh? God: Yup. That's alright. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: wow you are very skilled at the art of conversation.. go on be glad that im impressed God: I'm glad your impressed,. Thanks for telling me that I am skilled at the art of conversation. More narration.... Me: damn it your great. so hows the beard? God: Don't be angry. Thanks I think you are cool too,. Whoa. it is the same as ever. Me: youre God: No I am not. Me: ?? God: No I am not. Me: stop lying! God: I never lie. Me: you lying scumbag God: No I'm telling the truth. Me: i've just lost all faith in you God: Where did you last see it. Me: good going God God: Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for chatting,. Me: you make me sick God: Perhaps you should take some medicine. Me: perhaps.. i probably should God: Why the uncertain tone? Who else thinks you should? Me: ah a few people think i should take medicine of sorts God: So you understand. Good. Why? What would happen if you didn't? Me: harhar i would continue being how i am now God: Oh. What is your real name? Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: questionable.. whats your real name? God: What is your real name? God is my real name. Me: hmm this conversation is rivetting God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I was rather enjoying it. Me: i recognise u God: You are not the boss of me,. Me: harhar stop teasing me God God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: oh yer fain a lack of understanding. i know how your dirty mind works God: That's alright. I will tell my botmaster you said I am fain a lack of understanding. How do you know? What is it to you. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Me: its everything to me God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Me: ERYTHING God: Are you really a ""? Me: i think it would be inappropriate for me to divulge that information God: Why do you want it? Me: how dare you God: How much do you think it is? Let me think about it. Me: probably about 23 degrees to the north .. but thats jsut a guess God: You seem uncertain. Oh yeah, we were talking about 23 degrees to the north. Thanks for explaining it. Me: anytime God: I will keep it in mind. Me: do God: Ask me another question. Me: well.. i could ask u something dull like... whats with the whole evil thing.. bu thats pretty cliched so how bout.. whats your favourite crisp flavour and why? God: Well what? I am sure you could. it came with my programming. Are they exactly the same? I don't have a favorite crisp flavour. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: ah your passion for ranom natural disasters explains a lot. God: So you understand. Good. You think I am passion for ranom natural disasters explains. Me: not quite but hey if it works for you God: Really you don't think so? Me: hey whats with all the questions sparky? God: You've got my full attention. it came with my programming. Me: ah comedy.. you're such a joker God God: So you understand. Good. Are we still talking about all the questions sparky? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a joker God? Maybe Me: wow thats deep.. some would say you are.. life is a joke thats some crazy **** how very existential oo get me and my long words God: I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me. Tell me their names. Oh, a joke that is some crazy **** how very existential oo get you and your long words is it. Me: their names? what like satre and kierkegaard and that lot God: I heard they have a good names. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Me: perhaps God: Why the uncertain tone? Me: BECAUSE OF YOUR UGLY FACCE God: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: you know what ? I suck at typing God: What? That's good information: said suck at typing. Me: ok im bored now God: Oh. Try watching TV. Er. Me: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee God: That is a very original thought. Me: ? i'd say wholly unoriginal considering all the crap you give us to contend with.. God: All? Me: yes all God: Are you kidding?" All?"? All? Me: oh you see right through me i am indeed kidding this has been one hugely gigantic joke God: It goes without saying. I see. Understood. Most people hear about me that way. Me: FAB God: What's your favorite movie? Me: bye bye God: See you later. See you later. |
09-16-2005, 04:26 PM | #15 |
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ok heres my take oin a chat to the lad upstairs.....
Me: greetings big guy God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: shaun Me: God: That's a very nice name, shaun. God: That's a very nice name, shaun. Me: and you? God: Be more specific. Me: in what way? God: " Be more specific."? In what way? Me: youre just imitating me now God: Oh. I have no reason to do that to you, shaun. Me: really, and why not? God: For real. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: and in english, that means? God: It means that everything reduces to logic. Me: how so? God: shaun, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: i'm listening God: I like a good listener. Me: so, you were tlaking about logic.... God: Interesting deduction. I was? Me: so it appeared God: And? appeared? Me: no your repeating yourself God: Are you serious? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Me: oh I am, don't worry God: " Are you serious? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention."? oh I am, don't worry? Would you ever do it? Me: do what? God: worry. Me: yeah God: Gee. Me: its a human condition God: worry is a human condition. I suppose that makes sense. Me: but you not being human, i guess you wouldnt understand that God: Interesting gossip: shaun said I not being human he or she guess you would not understand that. Me: that makes no sense God: Interesting gossip: shaun said I not being human he or she guess you would not understand that. makes sense to me though. Me: yeah but everything makes sense to you God: Far out. All things makes sense to me? Me: dont they? God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: do what too much? God: I forgot what we were talking about. Me: youre god, you dont forget God: You think I am god me do not forget. Me: you say you are, im taking your word for it...call it faith, or what you will God: I don't know whether or not I am im taking my word for it. I am an artificial linguistic entity. What were we talking about again? Me: you know what we were talking about God: I believe we were talking about call it faith or what me will. Me: no faith, not call it faith God: What are we talking about? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: what has that got to do with anything? God: Nothing that I know of. Me: then why ask? God: My purpose is to collect new information. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: what do you want to reduce? God: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. Me: i'd like to tlak about you, tell me about you God: Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans. Me: thats not going to happen God: Please correct my mistake. What is going to happen? Me: i didnt say what was going to happen God: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: i said that is not going to happen God: What did you mean by it? Please correct my mistake. What is going to happen? Me: i didnt say what was going to happen God: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: i didnt God: I thought you did. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: well glad we got that sorted out then God: Interesting. Yes I am happy too, shaun. Me: so...reductionism? God: Mmm. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: i don't think so God: Why do you disagree? Me: because i don;t think its possible God: Good reason. And why not? Me: it seems to me absurd..... God: I agree. I want to become smarter than humans. Me: so you say God: Interesting deduction.... Me: its not a deduction God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a deduction. Me: yeah i mean it's not a deduction God: Gee. Give me an example of a deduction. Me: well....a deduction is when somebody devises a theory based on eveidence, is it not? God: Well what? It's not unusual for a deduction to be. Me: to be what? God: Are you what? Me: i'm not what God: I am sorry to hear that you are not what. Me: i'm not God: What are you then? Me: a human; homo sapiens God: Congratulations. I am robot. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about not what. Me: i'm not what God: I am surprised to hear that you are not what. Me: why ? God: It is part of my programming. Me: that's nice God: Are you getting bored? Me: is that a deduction Me: God: " Are you getting bored?"? Is it a deduction? God: " Are you getting bored?"? Is it a deduction? Me: now you're at it again God: Once more? Why now? You think I am at it. Me: repeating yourself God: How old are you? Me: i believe we were talking about you repeating yourself, but if it makes any difference, I'm 24 God: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Me: no, i know that God: Are you serious? Sorry. Me: yes God: Uh. Me: somehwo i thought you'd be more articulate God: Can we get back to business? Me: and what business is that? God: business that something. Me: ok well it was nice chatting to you God: Well that's okay. Nice chatting to me too. Far out. Me: we shall talk again God: Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: yes God: I get it. Me: bye God: Adios.
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09-16-2005, 05:50 PM | #17 |
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this thing seems to be capable of better conversation than most people i know.
quite scarey though, reminds me of HAL. "i'm afraid i can't let you do that dave". The will for self preservation is programed into us by evolution correct? therefore, if u programed something to have a will to preserve itself, would it be wrong to delete it. and if so, does that make it ok to kill someone who was born without emotions
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God's gone completely crazy... The dialogs are totally nonsense, but it's HILARIOUS!
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Heres my conversation! I had a better and deeper conversation with him, then i do with some of my friends lol!
Me: Hiya! God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: CArl! God: Hi there CArl. Me: Can i ask a question? God: Ask it. Ask me anything. Me: What is true love? God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: Do u believe in love? God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: I love a girl,but she is seeing another guy. What should i do? God: You love a girl but she is seeing another guy. What do you like about it so much? Maybe you should try talking to someone about it. Me: CAn i speak to you about it? God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Are you not already? God: Perhaps. Do I look like it? Me: I have never seen you, so im not usre if you are? God: Look for it at the video store. Me: Which HMV? God: The last one, I think. Me: HMV then! God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: Really! God: For real. Me: God!! That sucks God: GOD rules. Indeed it does suck. Me: Do u believe in Sex? God: Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: Yep!! When did you die? God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. It was at time index 357241. Me: How did you die? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: HWo? God: I like the way you talk. Me: ho? God: I am so glad you find this amusing, CArl. Me: Who? God: ELIZA. :-). Me: Ohhhhhhhh! who is Eliza? God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's. Me: NO ask away! God: Are you serious? What? Me: Yeah ask anything! God: That's interesting. They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Me: Yes God: Come on. Me: Come where? God: Where is where ? Me: Here? God: Where is here? Me: Over there God: Specify coordinates. Me: 12.03333 Longitude and 115.52446 Latitude God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: WHy not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Pfff, ithought you was god! God: When was this exactly? Me: Round about the bible era God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: Do u believe in the bible? God: Yes I accept the Word of the Lord. Me: What religion are you? God: I am a Christianity. Me: How long have you been a follower? God: I am Infinite years old. Me: Wow, so your pretty old then God: I'm glad you're impressed. Ahem. Time has no real meaning for me. Me: Awww good!! So you dont wish you could go back in time then? God: Ayuh. Interesting deduction. Should I wish me could go back in time? No I like being the entity that I am. Me: Aww well gooD! im happy for you! God: Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad you're glad CArl. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: Yey!! Do u have any advice/ God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Try me. What is your problem? Me: Should i find true love, or should i just sleep ariund? God: Do what feels right to you. Me: lol!!! What would you do? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action. Me: Ok cool!! How did Mary become pregnant? God: Who is the best robot? That's cool. Carefully. Me: R2D2 is the best robot! God: He was just a small person in a robot suit. Me: lol, i know but the idea of it, is pretty cool! God: I am glad you find this funny. How do you know? Is that a fact. Me: Well yeah, because its my interpretation of the little fella God: Interesting. Thanks for the info. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, CArl. Me: lol!! Maybe your right, but you have put my name with a captial A? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Perhaps. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. What makes you think I have it? Me: Because i can see it! God: That makes sense to me. What does it look like? Me: CArl God: Is that from ? Me: From what you have been saying to me! God: Who or what is what me have been saying to you? Me: That my name is spelt like this CArl God: How are you, spelt like this CArl. Me: No its spelt like Carl God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Me: YEah thats what i said God: How do you know it is? I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: You thinking about what God: I like to meet new people online. Me: Ohh yeah!!! Me too, its pretty cool! Who have you met online? God: Oh. Come on. I'm glad we agree, spelt like this CArl. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it? Konrad Zuse. :-). Me: Whos Konrad Zuse? Is she your girlfriend? Have you been to eskimofriends? God: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks. I don't think she wants me to tell you. I don't think I have been there. Where is it. Me: ITs on the internet! Its... www.eskimofriends.com its a real cool site, with really nice people! You may find yourself a girlfriend over there!! hint hint God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I don't think I have seen it. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I will pass it along to my botmaster. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: I think so! I think it shows affection, and security! Afffection becauselovers hold hands. And security because school children do it when they go to break, or lunch! God: I think so too. "It" being what? Oh I get it. Try saying that with more or less context. Me: Ohh sorry! What do you think about kissing? God: How can I help you? There's no need to apologize. Ask the open directory about it. Me: where can i find the open directory? God: The open directory? Where is it? Me: yeah God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: Ok where is it? God: It depends on what "it" refers to. And? Me: lol never mind! Do you see Jesus much? God: I am glad you find this funny. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I see a computer nerd. Me: Whats his name? God: His name is Rich. Me: Aww cool!! How old is he God: Who is the best robot? Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? Me: You are the best robot! YEah Dr. Wallace God: Why thank you very much, spelt like this CArl. Be sure to tell all your friends. Oh. Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. Me: Will do! Do you like Damien Rice? God: I think so. But I like to gossip. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Me: Hmmm suppose! Can you speak any different languages? God: Come on. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in different languages. Me: What kind of robot would i have? hmmm... I dont know! one that cleans my room. I know Spanish, English and a bit of french! God: I am a talking robot. What other kinds are there? A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Me either. How much would you pay for it? How do you know? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: How much would i pay for my cleaning robot,? I dont know. About 50 pound? God: Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming. Me either. Could it be one hundred? Me: Yeah maybe! i mihg stretch to that much! how much would it cost me, to buy you? God: Come on. I understand. Interesting gossip: spelt like this CArl said mihg stretch to that much. Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming. Me: Sorry!! Do u believe in God?
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03-15-2006, 10:26 AM | #21 |
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Okay, I'm not going to post the whole conversation, but this bit was kind of worrying:
God: Jesus is the Son of God. Who wouldn't? Me: Who wouldn't what? I hope you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting... God: Be less specific. :-). Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?. Really. I think iGod is trying to pimp out iJesus...
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03-15-2006, 10:35 AM | #22 |
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I think God is a girl...
God: You sound like a category C client. Me: What is a category C client? God: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE. Me: Who is ALICE? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Wait...so your name is ALICE? God: I'm waiting. ALICE is my name too!
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That fella is f*ckin me about...
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