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05-03-2005, 09:59 AM | #1 |
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Zen Thoughts ... for those who take life too seriously
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A day without sunshine is like..., night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. OK,..... so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? And your final Zen thought for the day..... Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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05-03-2005, 10:02 AM | #2 |
Mel is so hot right now
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agh!
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05-03-2005, 11:05 AM | #3 |
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LOL their great thanks for the smile
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05-03-2005, 01:28 PM | #4 |
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hehe
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05-03-2005, 09:38 PM | #5 | |
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05-03-2005, 10:52 PM | #6 |
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hahahahahahahahaha
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05-04-2005, 03:24 AM | #7 |
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Lots of good ones!
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05-04-2005, 08:11 AM | #8 |
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Why is there a picture of a Lime Slice on my Pepsi?
Zen huh?
I just noticed that the letter Z looks a lot like a tipped over W that broke a leg off during the fall. Anyone else notice that? Here's a tipped over broken W - en thought..... "Save the plankton, kill a whale." Not very funny, I'm tired. |
05-04-2005, 08:24 PM | #9 |
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hahaha they are great!
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05-04-2005, 10:48 PM | #10 |
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haha! loved them!
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