competitions! - Page 3

daol20 · 08-05-2003, 05:45 AM

I could go on forever! But i gotta go!!!!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">

FredDaNinjaPunk · 08-05-2003, 07:20 AM

I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

FredDaNinjaPunk · 08-05-2003, 07:22 AM

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

FredDaNinjaPunk · 08-05-2003, 07:23 AM

There's just tooo many...what a show

daol20 · 08-05-2003, 12:27 PM

Excellent!

LisaOBrien · 08-08-2003, 09:52 PM

ah legendry....."donuts...what cant they do!!" hahahaha!

well im back...ive been in limbo the last few days....computerless sheesh! how's things...

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daol20 · 08-09-2003, 07:08 AM

Alright lis! Long time no chat!!! this ones for you.....

"lisa, if the bible has taught us anything, and i think you'll find it has!, it's that girls should stick to girls sports! like 'mud wrestling', 'foxy boxing'.....and such and such!"

daol20 · 08-09-2003, 07:10 AM

"Sorry Bart! Me and Lisa are going out for a Gilato! We'd ask you to come along but...(pause)...ya know!"

daol20 · 08-09-2003, 07:18 AM

Homer: "Alright! This is my daughter and yeah she's a girl! Just cos she's different I want no taunting......no.....Oh look! That kids got bosoms!! Quick someone get me a towel!!"

Fat kid: "please! Dont make me run! Im full of chocolate!!"

Sionna · 08-09-2003, 06:38 PM

Homer:"Why do you mock me o lord?"

Marge:"Ah homer thats not god,thats a waffle bart threw and got stuck to the ceiling"

Homer:"I know I should not eat thee.........mmm sacriligous"

LisaOBrien · 08-12-2003, 01:06 AM

"alright brain it's just you and me now......."

<brain> "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"

hahaha! oh the bordom of 2am and writing simpson quotes on a damo rice site when i know half of youse are in bed or going to work right now...sheesh!!!!

gally45 · 08-12-2003, 11:43 AM

<LI>"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." </LI>
<LI>"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." </LI>
<LI>Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! </LI>
<LI>Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." </LI>
<LI>[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.]
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo! </LI>

daol20 · 08-15-2003, 02:55 PM

Was somebody a little trigger happy with the oul copy'n paste???????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

LisaOBrien · 08-15-2003, 04:57 PM

oh my god...you took the words right out of my mouth there dar!!!! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">

daol20 · 08-17-2003, 04:25 PM

'Great minds' and all that!!!

daol20 · 08-17-2003, 04:26 PM

Dont let that be the end of all the Simpson quotes though!! We're doing well!

Sionna · 08-17-2003, 04:51 PM

Did ye hear Futurama is over?Last episodes were on today <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif">

daol20 · 08-17-2003, 05:21 PM

No! Didnt hear that!......We'll atleast we'll have re-runs! The best Simpsons episodes are from a few years back. The newer ones arent as good!

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Sionna · 08-17-2003, 06:18 PM

The one where Homer becomes a stoner is class!The rest are meh.

Sionna · 08-17-2003, 07:03 PM

Got some!When Smithers turns on his computer and Mr.Burns is on it,'hello smithers u are quite good at turning me on'.

No beer and no tv make homer go something. Marge:"Go crazy?" Homer:"Dont mind if I do!!!!!!!!!"

LisaOBrien · 08-17-2003, 09:22 PM

woo hoo on we're back on a roll...here's some more.......

Homer:"man the torpedos" Grampa:"let's put on some tuxedos. old guy (grampa's buddy with the cane..you know who i mean): "id like some tostidos"

witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" <stamps on homer's foot>Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."

am....sheesh coming up short here....noooo!

oh oh i hav another one...

homer: "alright dont panic we can get by by selling one of my livers, you can get along with just one you know!"

lol

gally45 · 08-18-2003, 04:57 AM

just to explain the whole copy and paste thing, trying to write up a project at the moment so copy and paste is second nature to me cause I'm lazy and lets face it pretty thick!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley1.gif">

Sionna · 08-18-2003, 10:09 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by LisaOBrien on 18August2003
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witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" <stamps on homer's foot>Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...."

Hee hee I love that one,I've prob said this but its my fave. Arnie Pie :"I'm sick of telling the news,Iwant to make the news!" Kent :"This isnt the time Arnie" Arnie :"You're not the time Kent YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!"

Kent:"How are the children doin?" Arnie:"I cant see through metal Kent!"</BLOCKQUOTE>

daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:24 PM

Haha! Brilliant!!

The director: "Ok this is real acid so i want to see GOGGLES PEOPLE, GOGGLES!!!!!!!........and ACTION!"

McBain: (as the acid eats everything and washes him away) "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!!"

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daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:35 PM

HOMER: "Bart!!, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like......love!!"

HOMER: "Son a woman it like a beer!! They smell good and the look good! you'd step over your own mother to get one. But you just cant stop at one! You wanna drink another woman!!"

HOMER: "Thats it!! You people have stood in my way for too long!! Im off to clown college!!!"

daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:37 PM

Homer: Wa-hoo!!!! Two pizza's for the price of one at Doughies!!

Lisa: Dad! Doughies pizza's taste horrible!!!

Homer: Yeah but there's two!!

daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:43 PM

Homer: (rings Lenny) "Lenny, you wanna come to the superbowl with us?"

Lenny: "Naaah"

Homer: "come on!

Lenny: "naaaah "

Homer: "Oh come on!"

Lenny: "naaaaah"

Homer: "Please!"

Lenny: "Aawhhh"

Homer: "Wha-hoooo!!! (hangs up the phone) Now Lenny's on board Carl will fall like a domino!
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daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:45 PM

"Sometimes the only way you can fell good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And im tired of making other people feel good about themselves!!!"

daol20 · 08-18-2003, 12:51 PM

Homer: "All normal people love meat. If i went to a barbaque and there was no meat, i would say "Yo Goober!! Where's the meat?". And im trying to impress people here Lisa. You dont wine friends with salad."

Sionna · 08-18-2003, 06:01 PM

Haha!Brill!

The best is when homer has written onto his hand Lenny=White Karl=Black.

08-05-2003, 05:45 AM	#61
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	I could go on forever! But i gotta go!!!!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif"> __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-05-2003, 07:20 AM	#62
FredDaNinjaPunk Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 252	I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. __________________ <font color="blue">[i]"its all a lot of oysters but no pearls"</font>

08-05-2003, 07:22 AM	#63
FredDaNinjaPunk Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 252	Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel. __________________ <font color="blue">[i]"its all a lot of oysters but no pearls"</font>

08-05-2003, 07:23 AM	#64
FredDaNinjaPunk Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 252	There's just tooo many...what a show __________________ <font color="blue">[i]"its all a lot of oysters but no pearls"</font>

08-05-2003, 12:27 PM	#65
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Excellent! __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-08-2003, 09:52 PM	#66
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	ah legendry....."donuts...what cant they do!!" hahahaha! well im back...ive been in limbo the last few days....computerless sheesh! how's things... <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley4.gif"> __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

08-09-2003, 07:08 AM	#67
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Alright lis! Long time no chat!!! this ones for you..... "lisa, if the bible has taught us anything, and i think you'll find it has!, it's that girls should stick to girls sports! like 'mud wrestling', 'foxy boxing'.....and such and such!" __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-09-2003, 07:10 AM	#68
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	"Sorry Bart! Me and Lisa are going out for a Gilato! We'd ask you to come along but...(pause)...ya know!" __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-09-2003, 07:18 AM	#69
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Homer: "Alright! This is my daughter and yeah she's a girl! Just cos she's different I want no taunting......no.....Oh look! That kids got bosoms!! Quick someone get me a towel!!" Fat kid: "please! Dont make me run! Im full of chocolate!!" __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-09-2003, 06:38 PM	#70
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	Homer:"Why do you mock me o lord?" Marge:"Ah homer thats not god,thats a waffle bart threw and got stuck to the ceiling" Homer:"I know I should not eat thee.........mmm sacriligous" __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

08-12-2003, 01:06 AM	#71
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	"alright brain it's just you and me now......." <brain> "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding" hahaha! oh the bordom of 2am and writing simpson quotes on a damo rice site when i know half of youse are in bed or going to work right now...sheesh!!!! __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

08-12-2003, 11:43 AM	#72
gally45 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 147	<LI>"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." </LI> <LI>"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." </LI> <LI>Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! </LI> <LI>Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." </LI> <LI>[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.] Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo! </LI>

08-15-2003, 02:55 PM	#73
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Was somebody a little trigger happy with the oul copy'n paste???????<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif"> __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-15-2003, 04:57 PM	#74
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	oh my god...you took the words right out of my mouth there dar!!!! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley2.gif"> __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

08-17-2003, 04:25 PM	#75
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	'Great minds' and all that!!! __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-17-2003, 04:26 PM	#76
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Dont let that be the end of all the Simpson quotes though!! We're doing well! __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-17-2003, 04:51 PM	#77
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	Did ye hear Futurama is over?Last episodes were on today <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley6.gif"> __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

08-17-2003, 05:21 PM	#78
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	No! Didnt hear that!......We'll atleast we'll have re-runs! The best Simpsons episodes are from a few years back. The newer ones arent as good! <SCRIPT language=javascript>postamble();</SCRIPT> __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-17-2003, 06:18 PM	#79
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	The one where Homer becomes a stoner is class!The rest are meh. __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

08-17-2003, 07:03 PM	#80
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	Got some!When Smithers turns on his computer and Mr.Burns is on it,'hello smithers u are quite good at turning me on'. No beer and no tv make homer go something. Marge:"Go crazy?" Homer:"Dont mind if I do!!!!!!!!!" __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

08-17-2003, 09:22 PM	#81
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	woo hoo on we're back on a roll...here's some more....... Homer:"man the torpedos" Grampa:"let's put on some tuxedos. old guy (grampa's buddy with the cane..you know who i mean): "id like some tostidos" witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" <stamps on homer's foot>Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...." am....sheesh coming up short here....noooo! oh oh i hav another one... homer: "alright dont panic we can get by by selling one of my livers, you can get along with just one you know!" lol __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

08-18-2003, 04:57 AM	#82
gally45 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 147	just to explain the whole copy and paste thing, trying to write up a project at the moment so copy and paste is second nature to me cause I'm lazy and lets face it pretty thick!<img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley1.gif">

08-18-2003, 10:09 AM	#83
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by LisaOBrien on 18August2003 <HR> witness protection fella: "alright mister simpson, when i say "hello mr sampson" AND STAMP ON UR FOOT you answer. alright? hello mr sampson" <stamps on homer's foot>Homer to Marge:"i think he's talking to you...." Hee hee I love that one,I've prob said this but its my fave. Arnie Pie :"I'm sick of telling the news,Iwant to make the news!" Kent :"This isnt the time Arnie" Arnie :"You're not the time Kent YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!" Kent:"How are the children doin?" Arnie:"I cant see through metal Kent!"</BLOCKQUOTE> __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)

08-18-2003, 12:24 PM	#84
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Haha! Brilliant!! The director: "Ok this is real acid so i want to see GOGGLES PEOPLE, GOGGLES!!!!!!!........and ACTION!" McBain: (as the acid eats everything and washes him away) "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!!" <SCRIPT language=javascript>postamble();</SCRIPT> __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 12:35 PM	#85
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	HOMER: "Bart!!, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like......love!!" HOMER: "Son a woman it like a beer!! They smell good and the look good! you'd step over your own mother to get one. But you just cant stop at one! You wanna drink another woman!!" HOMER: "Thats it!! You people have stood in my way for too long!! Im off to clown college!!!" __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 12:37 PM	#86
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Homer: Wa-hoo!!!! Two pizza's for the price of one at Doughies!! Lisa: Dad! Doughies pizza's taste horrible!!! Homer: Yeah but there's two!! __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 12:43 PM	#87
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Homer: (rings Lenny) "Lenny, you wanna come to the superbowl with us?" Lenny: "Naaah" Homer: "come on! Lenny: "naaaah " Homer: "Oh come on!" Lenny: "naaaaah" Homer: "Please!" Lenny: "Aawhhh" Homer: "Wha-hoooo!!! (hangs up the phone) Now Lenny's on board Carl will fall like a domino! <SCRIPT language=javascript>postamble();</SCRIPT> __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 12:45 PM	#88
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	"Sometimes the only way you can fell good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And im tired of making other people feel good about themselves!!!" __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 12:51 PM	#89
daol20 Eskimo irRegular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern Yemen Posts: 2,091	Homer: "All normal people love meat. If i went to a barbaque and there was no meat, i would say "Yo Goober!! Where's the meat?". And im trying to impress people here Lisa. You dont wine friends with salad." __________________ You leave me here bereaving from the words so hard and plain Saying the love that we had was just selfish and sad To see you now with him is just making me mad Oh so kiss him again just to prove to me that you can an I will stand here and burn in my skin

08-18-2003, 06:01 PM	#90
Sionna Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,131	Haha!Brill! The best is when homer has written onto his hand Lenny=White Karl=Black. __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC)