The Professor (Live at Cornucopia Café, Dublin)
Capo 3

	     C
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
	    C/B
Cause she's only just gone
Am 		   F
Here's to another relationship
		    Em
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
F 			     G
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
  C				C/B
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Am			    F
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
			   Em
And an overcast play just taken away
F				G
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
F
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
	G
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
F
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
	G
And the dick left inside only half understood her
F
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
     G
What make the animal run, run away yeah
F
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
     G
And what shakes the elephant now

And what makes a man?

	   F		G	     Am	   (Am-G-F)
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

No I don't know you any more

No, no, no, no...



I don't know if I'm wrong

'Cause shes only just gone

Why the fuck is this day taking so long

I was a lover of time and once she was mine

I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could

Well closer to god is the one who's in love

And I walk away cause I can

Too many options may kill a man

Loving is fine if it's not in your mind

But I've fucked it up now, too many times

Loving is good if it's not understood

Yeah, but I'm the professor

And feel that I should know

What makes her come and what makes her stay?

What make the animal run, run away and

What makes him tick apart from him prick

And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

Hell I don't know you any more

No, no, no no...



Well I don't know if I'm wrong

'Cause she's only just gone

Here's to another relationship

Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease

I finished it off with some French wine and cheese



La fille danse

Quand elle joue avec moi

Et je pense que je l'aime des fois

Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc

Quand on est ensemble

Mettre les mots

Sur la petite dodo