I think porn degrades cats

Tommy · 08-07-2007, 08:22 PM

My Dad who works at the local Zoo says that 50% of the animals that come into the zoo that have been abused by their owners at one point in their lives have either had to see or listen to porn that their owners have been watching. Thats 50% of cats lives ruined because they have been subjected to porn.

The other day my friend was watching some porn and a cat came into his room
"get out o here ya jam fool cat" he said to poor tiddles. Tiddles felt demeaned, he couldnt believe that the filthy disgusting media that is porn had come between him and his owner. Its as simple as this porn makes people neglect cats, if you dont agree with me you are sanctioning the neglection of cats.

Also the way that people use the word "pussy" in porn is seriously hurtful to the feline species, anybody who watches such words being used are serious catists, if someone called a penis a racist term then no one would accept that. Porn is just cat racism people, cat racism. Of course ive never saw any porn BUT I KNOW IT IS.

Anybody who watches porn really doesnt care about the felines in our society and therefore im going to go on a super rant without using any reliable academic sources or statistics about how evil porn is even though ive never saw any.

Thom

PS.
Cat that hasnt been shown porn

Cat that HAS been shown porn

Dean C · 08-07-2007, 08:30 PM

You know what Tommy. I totally agree with your arguement. This is just another case of your typical left-wing feline, fighting against society trying to try and bring us into chaotic times. It's totally got out of hand now. It's even on the TV these days:

Tommy · 08-07-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LaurenBledsoe

haha okay i admit that was really fun

Im glad you find it fun, I find it replusive that you would think that such facts and images are humourous, your sick and you condone the destruction of cats.

Tommy · 08-07-2007, 08:56 PM

Please dont ruin the seriousness of this thread by posting your satirical comments. I truly believe that porn degrades cats and I have as much hard evidence of this as you do that porn abuses women.

Dean C · 08-07-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by LaurenBledsoe

what do you mean???? everyone does it!! its like totally awesome and gets me off!!! god, cats seem like they are enjoying it the most anyway. they are the ones that seem to LIKE it. you have no fact you evil catist!

Will you stop demeaning a serious subject that is close to the heart of both myself and Tommy please.

Emelie · 08-07-2007, 10:13 PM

I'm planning on starting a charity over here in Sweden to protect these poor, innocent creatures! Wanna join?

mariaoran · 08-07-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tommy

Cat that HAS been shown porn

Doesn't this cat remind anybody of the cat in shrek !

.... Puss in boots!

Nine · 08-07-2007, 10:57 PM

Tommy, you are so right. People who watch this kind of stuff must be exterminated.

Ships_Were_Sailin · 08-07-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tommy

Please dont ruin the seriousness of this thread by posting your satirical comments. I truly believe that porn degrades cats and I have as much hard evidence of this as you do that porn abuses women.

ok i lol'd, but thats doesnt make me a tommy believer

Tommy · 08-07-2007, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ships_Were_Sailin

ok i lol'd, but thats doesnt make me a tommy believer

Nine · 08-08-2007, 12:40 AM

Tommy · 08-08-2007, 12:42 AM

Yes Nine getting in on the sweet action

Ligi · 08-08-2007, 04:15 AM

I giggled during the reading of your post. *hiccup*

Closing_Doors · 08-08-2007, 04:57 AM

Bumpman · 08-08-2007, 05:11 AM

Oh baby, this thread is so hot. My burning loins can hardly take it.

Rue Saint-Denis · 08-08-2007, 05:22 AM

Sean, that post is just calling to be quoted.

Sig anyone?

Bumpman · 08-08-2007, 02:28 PM

I'll deny everything.

Topspin047 · 08-08-2007, 05:50 PM

I think dogs are better pets than cats.

Dean C · 08-08-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Topspin047

I think dogs are better pets than cats.

I think you, sir, are wrong:

Topspin047 · 08-08-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean C

I think you, sir, are wrong:

why does everyone call me a sir.

I AM A WOMAN.

the end.

Dean C · 08-08-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Topspin047

why does everyone call me a sir.

I AM A WOMAN.

the end.

I was thinking of typing sir/madam when I typed the post at first. But your nick just screamed out geezer to me. Anyhow, I apologise. Plz post a pic of ur cat with something funny on his head.

Topspin047 · 08-09-2007, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dean C

I was thinking of typing sir/madam when I typed the post at first. But your nick just screamed out geezer to me. Anyhow, I apologise. Plz post a pic of ur cat with something funny on his head.

but i don't have a cat.

i have a mutt tho his name is shadow and he's black lab/springer spaniel/sheep dog.

he's pretty awesome.

oh we did take care of a stray cat once but then he disappeared, i named him Pinocchio and called him Pinoccs all the time. He didn't put anything funny on his head but one time I watched him demolish a mouse. It was prettty exciting.

Dean C · 08-09-2007, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Topspin047

but i don't have a cat.

i have a mutt tho his name is shadow and he's black lab/springer spaniel/sheep dog.

he's pretty awesome.

oh we did take care of a stray cat once but then he disappeared, i named him Pinocchio and called him Pinoccs all the time. He didn't put anything funny on his head but one time I watched him demolish a mouse. It was prettty exciting.

Damn, how about if you were to temporarily steal a cat from the street?

Ships_Were_Sailin · 08-09-2007, 11:34 AM

Dean C · 08-09-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ships_Were_Sailin

If that were true, they'd be extinct!

Topspin047 · 08-09-2007, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean C

Damn, how about if you were to temporarily steal a cat from the street?

I'll see what I can do.

08-07-2007, 08:22 PM	#1
Tommy Chilly Eskimo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 622	I think porn degrades cats My Dad who works at the local Zoo says that 50% of the animals that come into the zoo that have been abused by their owners at one point in their lives have either had to see or listen to porn that their owners have been watching. Thats 50% of cats lives ruined because they have been subjected to porn. The other day my friend was watching some porn and a cat came into his room "get out o here ya jam fool cat" he said to poor tiddles. Tiddles felt demeaned, he couldnt believe that the filthy disgusting media that is porn had come between him and his owner. Its as simple as this porn makes people neglect cats, if you dont agree with me you are sanctioning the neglection of cats. Also the way that people use the word "pussy" in porn is seriously hurtful to the feline species, anybody who watches such words being used are serious catists, if someone called a penis a racist term then no one would accept that. Porn is just cat racism people, cat racism. Of course ive never saw any porn BUT I KNOW IT IS. Anybody who watches porn really doesnt care about the felines in our society and therefore im going to go on a super rant without using any reliable academic sources or statistics about how evil porn is even though ive never saw any. Thom PS. Cat that hasnt been shown porn Cat that HAS been shown porn __________________ www.lyinghippyfiend.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/thombartleymusic

08-07-2007, 08:30 PM	#2
Dean C Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 1,058	You know what Tommy. I totally agree with your arguement. This is just another case of your typical left-wing feline, fighting against society trying to try and bring us into chaotic times. It's totally got out of hand now. It's even on the TV these days: Last edited by Dean C; 08-07-2007 at 08:36 PM.

08-07-2007, 08:56 PM	#4
Tommy Chilly Eskimo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 622	Please dont ruin the seriousness of this thread by posting your satirical comments. I truly believe that porn degrades cats and I have as much hard evidence of this as you do that porn abuses women. __________________ www.lyinghippyfiend.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/thombartleymusic

08-07-2007, 10:13 PM	#6
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