Irishmen Apply Here....

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 05:32 PM

Megan and Myself (Natasha) have realized that we are severely burdened here in America because we do not have an abundance of Irishmen here. And we have a severe addiction to Irishmen (we are already in a 12-Step Program for that). We will soon be setting up a fund in order to pay for our trip to Ireland to find us an Irishman who can fullfill these qualities of a real man and lover. We are currently accepting donations. So apply here. We need to know age, location, studying/job, then anything else about yourself. A picture would be wonderful. Oh, and if there are good American men that do not want their race put to shame, step up. Thank you...oh and if any other ladies wanna join the trip, apply here as well. Edited by: tasha039

LisaOBrien · 09-11-2003, 05:54 PM

oh my god....lol

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:30 PM

heheheh. yes!

megan, wonders if any of the irish boys will post their pictures

ps- that is me on the left, but my face looks weird because the pic got warped in the size down. um, it's only fair to have reciprocal photos, i guess.

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 06:32 PM

yea, I am not sure most will submit photos. The only photos I have seen are Emmett's and yours. I do not have a picture to put up, but I will tell you who I look exactly alike. Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. My hair is cut the same and I used to have the glasses until I left them at the bus stop (that was a sad day)

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:33 PM

tasha -

i'm thinking we could potentially make the application for any irishmen. we need not discriminate based on dark or not. i mean, we get to choose in the end. i would hate for some beautiful non-dark irish boy not to apply simply because it said "dark only". what do you think? i mean, gosh, what if damo wanted to apply ??!! [img]smileys/smiley29.gif[/img]

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 06:37 PM

that is true, because if they had looks like Damien, God knows what damage I could do. If Damien applied, then we will have to fight over him. I will go change it right now. What if we made an application for them to fill out? Ha, wanna hear something funny. What if we were really blunt and asked *cough* size...and the little problem of converting stuff into inches. That would be funny if we got 150 cm. I would drop a jaw.

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:39 PM

lol. okay, we should leave size OFF!!!! for the love of all that is good and holy! we do not want to scare them away. maybe we should discuss this over private message... hehehh.

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 06:42 PM

ha ha yes; leave off size. I hate when men lie. But if they are scared because of that, what does that say???? Hmmm, Natasha made a smart point...Besides not size or what you do with it...it is what you don't do with it.

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:49 PM

exactly. i mean, i do not want a man that is obsessed with himself. and if we start asking about size, that will probably scare the good ones away.

you don't have any picture on your computer??

i'm not ashamed. here is me in big form.

Edited by: megan

Wheels · 09-11-2003, 06:50 PM

I sure hope you two have been drinking...

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 06:51 PM

no, no picture...like I said...the best I can do is I look like Tina Fey. You actually look like an old best friend of mine who lived in Texas for awhile.

How would size scare? If they are smart enough to know size doesn't matter, where is the problem...we gotta get off this topic. Let me go change the heading.

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:52 PM

haha. cmon now wheels. can't we have a little fun????

LisaOBrien · 09-11-2003, 06:52 PM

i hope so too..u guys are loopers.

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:53 PM

yes, new topic.

see that? i posted my picture. so they shouldn't be afraid.

if i had formerly had a best friend named natasha, then it would be really weird. but since i didn't...

Wheels · 09-11-2003, 06:53 PM

Sure you can... I just hope ye have drink to blame for it tomorrow! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

LisaOBrien · 09-11-2003, 06:54 PM

haha lol wheels

megan · 09-11-2003, 06:54 PM

hahahah. oh well.

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 06:55 PM

wait, I will be back.

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:02 PM

for those in question, this is what natasha kind of looks like (as i understand it?)

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 07:05 PM

yes, sans the scar, and I have glasses I rarely wear and my nose is jewish. god, she looks strung out. Wheels, are you here to apply or to mock? And so what *in a slurred, drunken outrage* if I had a few drinks? Gimme the keys, I can drive!!!! *lunges for keys stumbles and falls in drunken stupor*Edited by: tasha039

LisaOBrien · 09-11-2003, 07:15 PM

hahaah! this is quality but i gotta go...dammit...talk to y'all later...

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:19 PM

lol. tasha, you aren't even legal here! and it's only 5:30 where you are! for the love of pete! have you no shame?????

and yeah wheels... step up man! show those ballsy irish colors and fill out the app.

megan, is completely sober but WAS a little tipsy last nightEdited by: megan

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 07:25 PM

aha! Got you. My parents (by that I mean mostly me step-mother) are drinkers and there is always alchol. Besides, it was my virgin margarita I brought over from the collection thread. And I did not spill one drop before I left. I spiked it before I left. Are we going to work on an application? Most Irishmen are asleep right now. I will work on it when I eat dinner. Then post it later. Make one too then we will delete whosevers doesn't make the grade. Ballsy irish colors? I have an idea what Wheels looks like because his brother is Emmett. This site is addicting. Poor Emmett has weird people like us wasting his space.

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:29 PM

so what does emmett look like? heheh.

okay, i will work on an application. it is a good thing to do while i'm procrastinating on my english homework. teehee.

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 07:33 PM

do you know OASIS?

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:35 PM

i do not know them personally. lol. but yeah, i am familiar with the band.

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 07:37 PM

have you ever seen any pics of the members...christ, we are doing two pages of this, and no irish men have applied.

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:39 PM

the members of oasis? sure.

we'll get responses. it's 1:40 am over there. i'm sure they'll respond tomorrow.

megan, wishful thinking!

tasha039 · 09-11-2003, 07:43 PM

Emmett looks like Nohl or Liam just with longer hair and no uni-brow. And he smiles. If you ask him, I am sure he will show you a pic. It is 1:40a and there will drunk irishmen here...hee-hee; they are going to have to read through all we wrote. Dammit, we are entertaining. Do we have to go through the airport? I hate the airport, especially LAX

megan · 09-11-2003, 07:49 PM

you might have to go through lax, being that you're flying out of socal. but we could fly direct to dublin from new york or philly or boston or something.

okay, that gives me an idea. kudos to emmett for not having a unibrow.

09-11-2003, 05:32 PM	#1
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	Megan and Myself (Natasha) have realized that we are severely burdened here in America because we do not have an abundance of Irishmen here. And we have a severe addiction to Irishmen (we are already in a 12-Step Program for that). We will soon be setting up a fund in order to pay for our trip to Ireland to find us an Irishman who can fullfill these qualities of a real man and lover. We are currently accepting donations. So apply here. We need to know age, location, studying/job, then anything else about yourself. A picture would be wonderful. Oh, and if there are good American men that do not want their race put to shame, step up. Thank you...oh and if any other ladies wanna join the trip, apply here as well. Edited by: tasha039 __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 05:54 PM	#2
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	oh my god....lol __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

09-11-2003, 06:32 PM	#4
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	yea, I am not sure most will submit photos. The only photos I have seen are Emmett's and yours. I do not have a picture to put up, but I will tell you who I look exactly alike. Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. My hair is cut the same and I used to have the glasses until I left them at the bus stop (that was a sad day) __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 06:37 PM	#6
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	that is true, because if they had looks like Damien, God knows what damage I could do. If Damien applied, then we will have to fight over him. I will go change it right now. What if we made an application for them to fill out? Ha, wanna hear something funny. What if we were really blunt and asked cough size...and the little problem of converting stuff into inches. That would be funny if we got 150 cm. I would drop a jaw. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 06:42 PM	#8
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	ha ha yes; leave off size. I hate when men lie. But if they are scared because of that, what does that say???? Hmmm, Natasha made a smart point...Besides not size or what you do with it...it is what you don't do with it. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 06:30 PM	#3
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	heheheh. yes! megan, wonders if any of the irish boys will post their pictures ps- that is me on the left, but my face looks weird because the pic got warped in the size down. um, it's only fair to have reciprocal photos, i guess.

09-11-2003, 06:33 PM	#5
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	tasha - i'm thinking we could potentially make the application for any irishmen. we need not discriminate based on dark or not. i mean, we get to choose in the end. i would hate for some beautiful non-dark irish boy not to apply simply because it said "dark only". what do you think? i mean, gosh, what if damo wanted to apply ??!! [img]smileys/smiley29.gif[/img]

09-11-2003, 06:39 PM	#7
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	lol. okay, we should leave size OFF!!!! for the love of all that is good and holy! we do not want to scare them away. maybe we should discuss this over private message... hehehh.

09-11-2003, 06:49 PM	#9
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	exactly. i mean, i do not want a man that is obsessed with himself. and if we start asking about size, that will probably scare the good ones away. you don't have any picture on your computer?? i'm not ashamed. here is me in big form. Edited by: megan

09-11-2003, 06:50 PM	#10
Wheels Eskimo Enigma Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Peoples Republic of Cork Posts: 7,900	I sure hope you two have been drinking...

09-11-2003, 06:51 PM	#11
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	no, no picture...like I said...the best I can do is I look like Tina Fey. You actually look like an old best friend of mine who lived in Texas for awhile. How would size scare? If they are smart enough to know size doesn't matter, where is the problem...we gotta get off this topic. Let me go change the heading. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 06:52 PM	#12
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	haha. cmon now wheels. can't we have a little fun????

09-11-2003, 06:52 PM	#13
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	i hope so too..u guys are loopers. __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

09-11-2003, 06:53 PM	#14
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	yes, new topic. see that? i posted my picture. so they shouldn't be afraid. if i had formerly had a best friend named natasha, then it would be really weird. but since i didn't...

09-11-2003, 06:54 PM	#16
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	haha lol wheels __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

09-11-2003, 06:55 PM	#18
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	wait, I will be back. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:02 PM	#19
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	for those in question, this is what natasha kind of looks like (as i understand it?)

09-11-2003, 07:05 PM	#20
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	yes, sans the scar, and I have glasses I rarely wear and my nose is jewish. god, she looks strung out. Wheels, are you here to apply or to mock? And so what in a slurred, drunken outrage if I had a few drinks? Gimme the keys, I can drive!!!! lunges for keys stumbles and falls in drunken stuporEdited by: tasha039 __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:15 PM	#21
LisaOBrien Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 411	hahaah! this is quality but i gotta go...dammit...talk to y'all later... __________________ and everytime she sneezes i think it's love...

09-11-2003, 07:19 PM	#22
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	lol. tasha, you aren't even legal here! and it's only 5:30 where you are! for the love of pete! have you no shame????? and yeah wheels... step up man! show those ballsy irish colors and fill out the app. megan, is completely sober but WAS a little tipsy last nightEdited by: megan

09-11-2003, 07:25 PM	#23
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	aha! Got you. My parents (by that I mean mostly me step-mother) are drinkers and there is always alchol. Besides, it was my virgin margarita I brought over from the collection thread. And I did not spill one drop before I left. I spiked it before I left. Are we going to work on an application? Most Irishmen are asleep right now. I will work on it when I eat dinner. Then post it later. Make one too then we will delete whosevers doesn't make the grade. Ballsy irish colors? I have an idea what Wheels looks like because his brother is Emmett. This site is addicting. Poor Emmett has weird people like us wasting his space. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:29 PM	#24
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	so what does emmett look like? heheh. okay, i will work on an application. it is a good thing to do while i'm procrastinating on my english homework. teehee.

09-11-2003, 07:33 PM	#25
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	do you know OASIS? __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:35 PM	#26
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	i do not know them personally. lol. but yeah, i am familiar with the band.

09-11-2003, 07:37 PM	#27
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	have you ever seen any pics of the members...christ, we are doing two pages of this, and no irish men have applied. __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:39 PM	#28
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	the members of oasis? sure. we'll get responses. it's 1:40 am over there. i'm sure they'll respond tomorrow. megan, wishful thinking!

09-11-2003, 07:43 PM	#29
tasha039 Eskimo Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 669	Emmett looks like Nohl or Liam just with longer hair and no uni-brow. And he smiles. If you ask him, I am sure he will show you a pic. It is 1:40a and there will drunk irishmen here...hee-hee; they are going to have to read through all we wrote. Dammit, we are entertaining. Do we have to go through the airport? I hate the airport, especially LAX __________________ THE PRICE OF A MEMORY IS THE MEMORY OF THE SORROW IT BRINGS. -COUNTING CROWS

09-11-2003, 07:49 PM	#30
megan Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United States Posts: 252	you might have to go through lax, being that you're flying out of socal. but we could fly direct to dublin from new york or philly or boston or something. okay, that gives me an idea. kudos to emmett for not having a unibrow.