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10-08-2004, 01:20 PM | #1 |
Eskimo Friend
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ireland
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Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your housefaster than anambulance. Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing allpins from new shirts. 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet! Ya gotta be proud!!
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10-08-2004, 02:17 PM | #2 |
Eskimo CSI
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 14,495
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[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] gotta love that country
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10-08-2004, 02:25 PM | #3 |
Mel is so hot right now
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Bromwich suite
Posts: 2,773
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thats ridiculous!
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10-08-2004, 04:22 PM | #4 |
Wee Wils
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Edinburgh, yay!!:)
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[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img][img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]God we're a fine bunch of intelligent and sensible people aren't we?
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10-08-2004, 05:43 PM | #5 |
Eskimo Charmer
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ireland
Posts: 4,098
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this is so patriotic!
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