Moses? Apple?

alumni · 04-16-2006, 02:19 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4897324.stm

must really hate children. Or view them as pet

Vienna · 04-16-2006, 02:22 PM

or...shock horror...actually like the names

and believe that they can name their children whatever the hell they want to

crazy i know...

ami · 04-16-2006, 03:59 PM

i think theres nothing wrong with their names. its better than ambrose or seamus or something....

or fergal.....

or any other names.....Ultan, for one.....

PenguinBoy · 04-16-2006, 04:15 PM

i thought it was a post that strangely linked "viking moses" and "fiona apple", i was mistaken.

Gwen: i think we should make names for our kids which ensure that they don't get the **** kicked out of them at school, seeing that their famous parents will already be an easy topic for bullying.
Chris: good idea, hmmm... how about... Apple, and um... Moses!
Gwen: Good idea chris!

TBH, so long as the kids don't get tooooo much stick, the names are quite cute, apple... is like... aawwww, my ickle wickle apple, hehe. I quite like the names to.

Hendrik · 04-16-2006, 07:00 PM

The apple is something from the bible, isn't it? The forbidden fruit...a symbol for temptation and sin? And Moses was the one who could split a tomato soup into two halfs, right? (

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Beevers_uk · 04-16-2006, 08:10 PM

Yep! Hendrik!! Thats right!! (I think, yeah im sure it is)

dizzy cannon · 04-17-2006, 02:15 AM

i have class with a girl named apple, i dont think its that bad of a name

one celeb has a kid named audio science... its that girl that was in a knights tale

SisterMidnight · 04-17-2006, 04:43 AM

zappa named his kids dweezil and moon unit.. and don't forget zowie bowie lol

it's not just celebs tho, i've known kids named sunshine, unique, harley, rumor, etc.

i personally wouldn't do that to a child, but i think biblical names are nice.. maybe not moses in particular but some of them..

eskimoiowa · 04-17-2006, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenguinBoy

i thought it was a post that strangely linked "viking moses" and "fiona apple", i was mistaken.

Gwen: i think we should make names for our kids which ensure that they don't get the **** kicked out of them at school, seeing that their famous parents will already be an easy topic for bullying.
Chris: good idea, hmmm... how about... Apple, and um... Moses!
Gwen: Good idea chris!

TBH, so long as the kids don't get tooooo much stick, the names are quite cute, apple... is like... aawwww, my ickle wickle apple, hehe. I quite like the names to.

I love it... I completely thought the same thing you did!

...I have to say, Ami and Vienna, I agree with you both as well!!!

Vienna · 04-17-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzy cannon

i have class with a girl named apple, i dont think its that bad of a name

one celeb has a kid named audio science... its that girl that was in a knights tale

shannyn sossamon...yep that's her!! she is beautiful and all but what an idiot!!

Hendrik · 04-17-2006, 09:58 AM

As long as you don't name your kids Golden Delicious, Ida Red or Granny Smith...

Maybe I'm gonna call my children...Poo, or Tool. Makes it easier, cos the belittling (if you tell somebody off) is already included. "No, ye tool, don't grab that f*ckin pot, it's hot, d'you wanna burn yerself?!!"

Livo · 04-17-2006, 11:20 AM

i quite like biblical names too.. if i ever have kids i wanna call them noah and imogen.. yeah kinda funny names but i like them, they're unusual and i'd prefer to have an apple and a moses than a gobnait and a cillian..

Vienna · 04-17-2006, 11:24 AM

yep definitely!! i like noah and imogen....i'm not oh so keen on moses but ya know whatever! there's no way my kids are getting plain old names...

i had the piss ripped outta me at school cos of my name, it didn't make me hate it and it didn't get to me at all...i couldn't give two ****s what other people think of my name...i love it! therefore my kids will be getting ridiculous names and loving them hahahahaha

Closing_Doors · 04-17-2006, 12:37 PM

Nothing wrong with biblical names...they're quite common, even if people don't realise it (Rachel, for example). Some of the names people pick though (not just celebrity) are just cruel...I remember reading an article on how there was a trend emerging in the States, where parents were naming their kids after brand names...Reebok, Timberland etc

PenguinBoy · 04-17-2006, 02:58 PM

AND JACOB! what a cool name! i wish i was called jacob!

i'm gonna called my first child "wanker". and then my seccond "big fat floppy donkey dick"

i hope my future lady is ok with that, :S i've got my heart set on it

Livo · 04-17-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenguinBoy

AND JACOB! what a cool name! i wish i was called jacob!

i'm gonna called my first child "wanker". and then my seccond "big fat floppy donkey dick"

i hope my future lady is ok with that, :S i've got my heart set on it

jacob is a very cool name. a very cool name for a very cool guy!!!

those are lovely names for kids by the way.

samuelle · 04-17-2006, 04:19 PM

i know a guy who named his daughter lyricariah because he wanted to call her lyric. i'll never understand why he didn't just name her lyric in the first place

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Vienna · 04-18-2006, 03:59 PM

congratulations Jason!

i completely agree with your first paragraph there

ami · 04-18-2006, 04:54 PM

^^ i agree too but, id be angry, even get violent with someone if they caled their son Ultan or Fergal. thats just wrong. like, how EVIL can some people be to do that......calling their kids those names. Jesus!!!!

and i agree with the person who said that they agree with me

gomezxico · 04-18-2006, 10:07 PM

Congrats to you and and the Mrs., Jason!

i like Apple then again, i may be biased, since i am an apple whore...

the times are a-changin' as dylan said, its time for names to change as well

dizzy cannon · 04-19-2006, 02:31 AM

i taught a gymnastics class and there was a little girl named "nevada" in it...

its not biblical, but i always thought that was a cool name

Tom Cruise · 04-19-2006, 08:50 AM

Me and Katie named our daughter Suri. Which means "Princess".

There were rumours sayin that I'm gonna eat the placenta of my partner after the birth.

And all I can say is...yes, I did.

Uno- X · 04-19-2006, 10:11 AM

well I'm gonna call my baby boy Bruscar, Sure if ya dont know what it means then it really sounds like a good name for a kid. Quite manly.

PenguinBoy · 04-19-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Cruise

Me and Katie named our daughter Suri. Which means "Princess".

There were rumours sayin that I'm gonna eat the placenta of my partner after the birth.

And all I can say is...yes, I did.

what language is that? cos my friend always used to say it to girls he liked, and he was from leister lol.

Livo · 04-20-2006, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uno- X

well I'm gonna call my baby boy Bruscar, Sure if ya dont know what it means then it really sounds like a good name for a kid. Quite manly.

(it means rubbish)

Uno- X · 04-20-2006, 10:19 AM

I know. and the baby girl would be trash.

Timeé · 04-20-2006, 10:36 PM

i would be happy with "sodium soreyes"
"hydrogen prostate"
"calcium cáicface"
"copper sulken"

or for a girl..

"jonathan"
"mike"
"bike" everyone wants a go
"trike" (harder now with higher speed)
"head and shoulders" (washing in on top of me)

OR "plastic sheeting"

04-16-2006, 02:19 PM	#1
alumni Eskimo Regular Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 136	Moses? Apple? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4897324.stm must really hate children. Or view them as pet

04-16-2006, 04:15 PM	#4
PenguinBoy Appreciative Minion Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Harlington, Beds, UK. Posts: 1,695	i thought it was a post that strangely linked "viking moses" and "fiona apple", i was mistaken. Gwen: i think we should make names for our kids which ensure that they don't get the ** kicked out of them at school, seeing that their famous parents will already be an easy topic for bullying. Chris: good idea, hmmm... how about... Apple, and um... Moses! Gwen:** Good idea chris! TBH, so long as the kids don't get tooooo much stick, the names are quite cute, apple... is like... aawwww, my ickle wickle apple, hehe. I quite like the names to. __________________ Good eyes see nothing to shoot, Good Feet Feel good giving up good boots. Myspace - My Music - My Last.fm Profile- My LiveJournal - I'm Jacob

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04-17-2006, 02:15 AM	#7
dizzy cannon senseless eskimo Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: south jersey, usa Posts: 796	i have class with a girl named apple, i dont think its that bad of a name one celeb has a kid named audio science... its that girl that was in a knights tale __________________ "You're still reaching for the moon." "No, father. The moon's reaching for me!" myspace

04-17-2006, 11:20 AM	#12
Livo Eskimo Frames Expert Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: People's Republic of Cork Posts: 2,559	i quite like biblical names too.. if i ever have kids i wanna call them noah and imogen.. yeah kinda funny names but i like them, they're unusual and i'd prefer to have an apple and a moses than a gobnait and a cillian.. __________________ trying to find a little chaos in the order..

04-16-2006, 02:22 PM	#2
Vienna Eskimo Grammar Queen Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,626	or...shock horror...actually like the names and believe that they can name their children whatever the hell they want to crazy i know...

04-16-2006, 03:59 PM	#3
ami DR rep Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Eire Posts: 215	i think theres nothing wrong with their names. its better than ambrose or seamus or something.... or fergal..... or any other names.....Ultan, for one.....

04-16-2006, 07:00 PM	#5
Hendrik Teddy Daniels Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Berlin Posts: 9,693	The apple is something from the bible, isn't it? The forbidden fruit...a symbol for temptation and sin? And Moses was the one who could split a tomato soup into two halfs, right? ( )

04-17-2006, 04:43 AM	#8
SisterMidnight Jellyfishsting Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Is this heaven? Posts: 5,500	zappa named his kids dweezil and moon unit.. and don't forget zowie bowie lol it's not just celebs tho, i've known kids named sunshine, unique, harley, rumor, etc. i personally wouldn't do that to a child, but i think biblical names are nice.. maybe not moses in particular but some of them..

04-17-2006, 09:58 AM	#11
Hendrik Teddy Daniels Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Berlin Posts: 9,693	As long as you don't name your kids Golden Delicious, Ida Red or Granny Smith... Maybe I'm gonna call my children...Poo, or Tool. Makes it easier, cos the belittling (if you tell somebody off) is already included. "No, ye tool, don't grab that f*ckin pot, it's hot, d'you wanna burn yerself?!!"

04-17-2006, 11:24 AM	#13
Vienna Eskimo Grammar Queen Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,626	yep definitely!! i like noah and imogen....i'm not oh so keen on moses but ya know whatever! there's no way my kids are getting plain old names... i had the piss ripped outta me at school cos of my name, it didn't make me hate it and it didn't get to me at all...i couldn't give two ****s what other people think of my name...i love it! therefore my kids will be getting ridiculous names and loving them hahahahaha

04-17-2006, 12:37 PM	#14
Closing_Doors Hysterical & Useless Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,329	Nothing wrong with biblical names...they're quite common, even if people don't realise it (Rachel, for example). Some of the names people pick though (not just celebrity) are just cruel...I remember reading an article on how there was a trend emerging in the States, where parents were naming their kids after brand names...Reebok, Timberland etc __________________ Come clean, come good, repeat with me the punch line 'Just like blood' when those at the back rush forward to say how a little love goes a long long long way. -- Simon Armitage

04-17-2006, 02:58 PM	#15
PenguinBoy Appreciative Minion Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Harlington, Beds, UK. Posts: 1,695	AND JACOB! what a cool name! i wish i was called jacob! i'm gonna called my first child "wanker". and then my seccond "big fat floppy donkey dick" i hope my future lady is ok with that, :S i've got my heart set on it __________________ Good eyes see nothing to shoot, Good Feet Feel good giving up good boots. Myspace - My Music - My Last.fm Profile- My LiveJournal - I'm Jacob

04-17-2006, 04:19 PM	#17
samuelle care bear stare! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,087	i know a guy who named his daughter lyricariah because he wanted to call her lyric. i'll never understand why he didn't just name her lyric in the first place .

04-18-2006, 03:59 PM	#18
Vienna Eskimo Grammar Queen Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,626	congratulations Jason! i completely agree with your first paragraph there

04-18-2006, 04:54 PM	#19
ami DR rep Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Eire Posts: 215	^^ i agree too but, id be angry, even get violent with someone if they caled their son Ultan or Fergal. thats just wrong. like, how EVIL can some people be to do that......calling their kids those names. Jesus!!!! and i agree with the person who said that they agree with me

04-18-2006, 10:07 PM	#20
gomezxico 2day is 1day away from... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: DE Posts: 1,210	Congrats to you and and the Mrs., Jason! i like Apple then again, i may be biased, since i am an apple whore... the times are a-changin' as dylan said, its time for names to change as well __________________ "Argh! Why isn't this working?! Come on, Eskimo Friends, what's wrong with you?!...........Oh, I'm not logged in. "

04-19-2006, 02:31 AM	#21
dizzy cannon senseless eskimo Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: south jersey, usa Posts: 796	i taught a gymnastics class and there was a little girl named "nevada" in it... its not biblical, but i always thought that was a cool name __________________ "You're still reaching for the moon." "No, father. The moon's reaching for me!" myspace

04-19-2006, 08:50 AM	#22
Tom Cruise Eskimo Baby Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2	Me and Katie named our daughter Suri. Which means "Princess". There were rumours sayin that I'm gonna eat the placenta of my partner after the birth. And all I can say is...yes, I did. __________________ Praise Ron L. Hubbard.

04-19-2006, 10:11 AM	#23
Uno- X Eskimo CSI Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,495	well I'm gonna call my baby boy Bruscar, Sure if ya dont know what it means then it really sounds like a good name for a kid. Quite manly. __________________ Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face? Do you realize we're floating in space?

04-20-2006, 10:19 AM	#26
Uno- X Eskimo CSI Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,495	I know. and the baby girl would be trash. __________________ Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face? Do you realize we're floating in space?

04-20-2006, 10:36 PM	#27
Timeé Intello Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Co. Donegal, Ireland. Posts: 2,435	i would be happy with "sodium soreyes" "hydrogen prostate" "calcium cáicface" "copper sulken" or for a girl.. "jonathan" "mike" "bike" everyone wants a go "trike" (harder now with higher speed) "head and shoulders" (washing in on top of me) OR "plastic sheeting" __________________ Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did Got what I paid for now See ya tomorrow, hey Frank can I borrow A couple of bucks from you?