Here is my request, please acknowledge

Nine · 09-14-2007, 01:45 PM

My internet will FINALLY be fixed on wednesday, at which point I will run around the igloo wearing nothing but a lemon upon my face, and dance with every one of you.

However, in the 5 days leading up until then, I wish for you all to leave me lots of lovely, exciting, funny, revolting, joyous etc etc posts and pictures so that when I return I will be reminded of how much I adore you all. Not that I ever forgot.

If you do not agree to my request, I shall not dance, with a lemon on my face.

xxx

Kristi · 09-14-2007, 02:50 PM

You asked for silly!

borneoman · 09-14-2007, 11:23 PM

Careful what you ask for, did you know that Lindsay has discovered that there are sites with millions of smilies to download!!! I think she's planning to send you an all-smilies-no-text message!!!!!!!!!!

I have some exclusive smilies that no one else has... he he.... the tomato smilie:

and the muffin smilie:

Timeé · 09-14-2007, 11:35 PM

those posts of kristis remind me of the GuessWho people.

Cali · 09-14-2007, 11:36 PM

awww the delicate tomatoes (pronounce tomah-toes)

happy2bhere · 09-14-2007, 11:53 PM

Worst album covers ever. Devastatin Dave gets my vote http://www.octanecreative.com/Parody...ers/index.html

Also animation of Radioheads Creep. You may have already seen it as its been around a while. Worth a look. http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/

Rai · 09-15-2007, 08:07 AM

Just found this on BBC.co.uk:

Dean C · 09-15-2007, 11:07 AM

How do i put youtube in my posts bitches and hoes>

MacrossGirl · 09-15-2007, 03:45 PM

Hurry home! I just went lemon shopping

Gatsby · 09-15-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean C

How do i put youtube in my posts bitches and hoes>

put [youtube...] then the numbers at the end of the youtube url then [/youtube...]

had to add dots so that u could see. remove when trying it

Dean C · 09-15-2007, 04:36 PM

audity · 09-15-2007, 06:58 PM

I can't take pictures of myself...The flash always burns my skin. If I go outside to take a picture where I won't need a flash, then the sun burns me.

Dean C · 09-15-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by audity

I can't take pictures of myself...The flash always burns my skin. If I go outside to take a picture where I won't need a flash, then the sun burns me.

IZ U AN ALBINO LIEK DIS DEER?

hazey · 09-15-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by happy2bhere

Worst album covers ever. Devastatin Dave gets my vote http://www.octanecreative.com/Parody...ers/index.html

Joyce is the deadliest album ever. That and Millie Jackson's "Back To The *Sh!t" have always been favourites of mine, but I've never seen this one before:

Kristi · 09-15-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Timeé

those posts of kristis remind me of the GuessWho people.

lol youre right. like with the exaggerated features and everything

Hendrik · 09-16-2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by hazey

Devandra Benhart's aborted brother?

hazey · 09-16-2007, 01:31 PM

^ Looks more like a Ruphus Wayneright relative.....c'mon people, korrekt speeling is *really* noht thet diphikult.

Mark Hogan · 09-17-2007, 12:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTal8...elated&search=

cille · 09-17-2007, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by hazey

^ Looks more like a Ruphus Wayneright relative.....c'mon people, korrekt speeling is *really* noht thet diphikult.

hehe

Hendrik · 09-17-2007, 04:40 PM

hazey · 09-17-2007, 04:56 PM

^ Yeah, the Chris Crocker kid is something. I don't know if I'm fascinated or frightened by him. Probably both.

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Originally Posted by cille

You know, there was a case of a high school girl in the Netherlands not too long ago, who turned in an essay written entirely in internet and sms language (stuff like :-), n00b, rofl). That's what worries me; that people will not only forget how to spell correctly but forget the language altogether.

Hendrik · 09-17-2007, 05:52 PM

Well, we can forget about Dutch for a start, it's hyped, overrated, useless. German must be the european lingo! Yezzz!

Dean C · 09-17-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hendrik

lol

hazey · 09-17-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hendrik

Well, we can forget about Dutch for a start, it's hyped, overrated, useless. German must be the european lingo! Yezzz!

I wasn't talking about one specific language, just language in general. The global online community (with English as the predominant language of communication) either doesn't know or doesn't care to write and spell properly. I cringe when I see "your" instead of "you're" and "should of" instead of "should have", to name a few. This is not lingo, this is carelessness and stupidity. I assume anyone in command of the written (English) language has been to at least elementary school and is not illiterate. There is absolutely no excuse for misspelling basic grammar like that. And people do. All the time. Unless a person is dyslexic or suffers from another word/letter recognition defect, I don't understand the concept of misspelling among (supposedly) educated people (sure, fatigue, English not being your 1st language, and other assorted reasons are valid on occasion, but we can't all be tired and lazy all the time -- or your name has to be Jeffrey Lebowski).

"Devandra Benhart" I can forgive, because it's not elementary school knowledge, but that concotion had to have come out of your own head, because it exists nowhere else. And this is exactly the thing that -like the other, aforementioned incorrect spelling- completely baffles me. How does a person get to believe that, say, "Devandra Benhart" is the correct way to write the man's name? I mean, surely you must have seen it in its correct mode somewhere once? On this very forum too. So, how does Devendra Banhart become Devandra Benhart? See, the Hazey *cares*.

Discuss.

That's Dev with Noah Georgeson from his band, sharing a tender moment.

Lindsay · 09-17-2007, 06:56 PM

Sorry for the delay Hollie, but I’ve had to take a few days to perfect my genius with the new smilies!!

ooooonly because this reward sounds sooo spectacular will I grant your request

And I kind of prefer posts of undying love like jonny’s request, but perhaps a joyous post is ok as well

!!!

Seriously though.....woohoo, glad you're getting your internet working!!! And just to let you know….I've been bribing people with the first dance with you to get a song recording….hope you don’t mind

!!

Hendrik · 09-18-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by hazey

So, how does Devendra Banhart become Devandra Benhart?

Cos I'm not married to the friggin man and I don't read his (rather exclusive) name very often, that's why.

cille · 09-18-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hendrik

Cos I'm not married to the friggin man

It does have a Ring to it though doesn't it:
Hendrick Benhert

hazey · 09-19-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hendrik

Cos I'm not married to the friggin man and I don't read his (rather exclusive) name very often, that's why.

Good thing then that the exclusive Red Sparowes song titles you read more often....

audity · 09-19-2007, 02:50 PM

˙˙˙

Dean C · 09-19-2007, 05:37 PM

You look more like Bilbo Baggins in his younger days tbh mate

No offence

09-14-2007, 01:45 PM	#1
Nine Inuit Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 2,458	Here is my request, please acknowledge My internet will FINALLY be fixed on wednesday, at which point I will run around the igloo wearing nothing but a lemon upon my face, and dance with every one of you. However, in the 5 days leading up until then, I wish for you all to leave me lots of lovely, exciting, funny, revolting, joyous etc etc posts and pictures so that when I return I will be reminded of how much I adore you all. Not that I ever forgot. If you do not agree to my request, I shall not dance, with a lemon on my face. xxx __________________ Thanks to all the kind, generous eskimos who took the time to donate a limb to the 'HELP NINE GET A BODY FUND.' I am now in full working order.

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happy2bhere Eskimo Regular Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Where the mountains meet the sea - Wales! Posts: 313	Worst album covers ever. Devastatin Dave gets my vote http://www.octanecreative.com/Parody...ers/index.html Also animation of Radioheads Creep. You may have already seen it as its been around a while. Worth a look. http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/ __________________ ....even if I scream I can’t scream that loud

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Hendrik Teddy Daniels Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Berlin Posts: 9,693	Well, we can forget about Dutch for a start, it's hyped, overrated, useless. German must be the european lingo! Yezzz!

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Lindsay Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 904	Sorry for the delay Hollie, but I’ve had to take a few days to perfect my genius with the new smilies!! ooooonly because this reward sounds sooo spectacular will I grant your request And I kind of prefer posts of undying love like jonny’s request, but perhaps a joyous post is ok as well!!! Seriously though.....woohoo, glad you're getting your internet working!!! And just to let you know….I've been bribing people with the first dance with you to get a song recording….hope you don’t mind!!

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Dean C Eskimo Regular Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 1,058	You look more like Bilbo Baggins in his younger days tbh mate No offence