The New American Sub-Standard Politically Incorrect Dictionary

[Hendrik]

http://www.americansubstandard.com/

Hawkeye State () Iowa; -- a nickname of obscure origin.

[SisterMidnight]

where does it say that? yes we hawkeyes are known for our good eyesight and are of a very obscure origin indeed

speaking of iowa i found a nice photo gallery browsing around.. http://www.pbase.com/chocolatte/saylorville we do have nice sunsets here..

that dictionary's whacked tho, it doesn't have some of the best politically incorrect words and some of them are just wrong.. for instance:

Freeball (v.) To be naked.

It was a bitching party. All the chicks were freeballing on the beach.

sooo wrong! everybody knows only guys can freeball and it's a term regarding underwear (or a lack thereof) not strictly nakedness

[Hendrik]

Originally Posted by SisterMidnight

where does it say that?

Errm, I don't know anymore, was there when i saw it.

Abortion (n.) Any person with less than ideal physical characteristics.

“Did you see how flat that chick was? Man, what an abortion.”

Mexican (n.) A person who slips into places where they are not wanted; a party crasher.

“**** if we’re having the party at my house. I’m not buying beer for all your ****ing Mexican friends.”

[netheredgeman]

try this link for everything you didn't want to know about your home state

http://www.netstate.com/states/intro/ia_intro.htm

blame it on the french and fenimore cooper