Bad country songs

ali* · 08-18-2004, 07:20 PM

<H2>[img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]The worst country and western songs ever recorded</H2>

(These are NOT made up - they've all been recorded.)

So went the claim which arrived with this list.

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run, So I figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over
you
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

(and before some smart ass says it, there are good country songs!! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img])

Angela · 08-18-2004, 08:39 PM

>> 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me

Not doubt an inspiration for Bell X1? [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

ali* · 08-18-2004, 08:49 PM

yeah, heehee...

WeeAngel · 08-18-2004, 09:52 PM

hehehehe very gud!

but on a serious note! has anyone ever heard the dixie chicks they are class i'm not a country music person but the are really realy good!![img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

Cali · 08-19-2004, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ali*

(and before some smart ass says it, there are good country songs!! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img])

i was gonna say

Krystian · 08-19-2004, 02:15 AM

country music is the one thing I can't stomach [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]

SilentNight · 08-19-2004, 02:17 AM

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] funny titles.

SilentNight · 08-19-2004, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krystian

country music is the one thing I can't stomach [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]

i don't mind songs that much cos i don't listen to them often. but i just can't put my eyes on their outfit[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

#Ian# · 08-19-2004, 12:52 PM

>>1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Thats a Kinky Friedman song, he's fantastic. It's a hilarious song, everyhing that I've heard of his is funny.

looly · 08-19-2004, 02:57 PM

A lot ofpeople confuse Country music withCountry 'N' Western music. Country music is quite different.

Jewel is considered country on some of her albums and she's just amazing.

Johnny Cash is country too, but he's a legend.

And the Dixie Chics are country too.

See what I mean? No way can you put them in the same category as Country 'N' Western 'artists'.

[img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img]

ali* · 08-19-2004, 06:48 PM

interesting.......anyways i like country music, dixie chicks rock!heehee, was also a big trisha yearwood fan......jeez its all coming out now..[img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img]

08-18-2004, 07:20 PM	#1
ali* eskimo drama queen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,399	<H2>[img]smileys/smiley17.gif[/img]The worst country and western songs ever recorded</H2> (These are NOT made up - they've all been recorded.) So went the claim which arrived with this list. 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me 6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. 8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I figure We Got An Even Deal 10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over you 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 22. Please Bypass this Heart 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly (and before some smart ass says it, there are good country songs!! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]) __________________ Ah Christ I'm such a Drama Queen....

08-18-2004, 08:39 PM	#2
Angela Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cloud #9 Posts: 5,029	>> 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me Not doubt an inspiration for Bell X1? [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] __________________ Emmett Tinley World Domination Commission (ETWDC), Treasurer.

08-18-2004, 08:49 PM	#3
ali* eskimo drama queen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,399	yeah, heehee... __________________ Ah Christ I'm such a Drama Queen....

08-18-2004, 09:52 PM	#4
WeeAngel Eskimo Angel Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 624	hehehehe very gud! but on a serious note! has anyone ever heard the dixie chicks they are class i'm not a country music person but the are really realy good!![img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] __________________ Family Guy!!!! Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. Stewie: What did you just say? Lois: Stewie, stop fussing. Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

08-19-2004, 02:15 AM	#6
Krystian Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Atlanta,Georgia,United States Posts: 1,747	country music is the one thing I can't stomach [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img] __________________ I knew her, like Adam knew Eve, every tear you cry is a tear that I will bleed. http://www.chrismahanukwanzakah.com/

08-19-2004, 02:17 AM	#7
SilentNight Eskimo Regular Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 901	[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] funny titles.

08-19-2004, 12:52 PM	#9
#Ian# Destroyer of worlds Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,783	>>1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed Thats a Kinky Friedman song, he's fantastic. It's a hilarious song, everyhing that I've heard of his is funny. __________________ One day we will die and our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea, but for now we are young let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see

08-19-2004, 02:57 PM	#10
looly Loolius Cornipicus Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,037	A lot ofpeople confuse Country music withCountry 'N' Western music. Country music is quite different. Jewel is considered country on some of her albums and she's just amazing. Johnny Cash is country too, but he's a legend. And the Dixie Chics are country too. See what I mean? No way can you put them in the same category as Country 'N' Western 'artists'. [img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] __________________ I like the simple life. It means I've less to loose.

08-19-2004, 06:48 PM	#11
ali* eskimo drama queen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,399	interesting.......anyways i like country music, dixie chicks rock!heehee, was also a big trisha yearwood fan......jeez its all coming out now..[img]smileys/smiley9.gif[/img] __________________ Ah Christ I'm such a Drama Queen....