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05-18-2004, 11:27 AM
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You get the idea...[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] Jewel - U + Me = Love (I'm not making this up!!!) Walk down the street 2 a psychedelic beat I'm a real girl In an unreal world Disco lights and buff bodies are nice I'm like any girl; I enjoy the sights But I'm no Cinderella 2 your storybook fella I'm no Barbie doll for your fantasies and all If u let me be me, I'll be better than your best dream U and m-e spells l-o-v-e 2 me [CHORUS] Come on, baby, won't u crash into me? I'm like nothing that you've ever seen Dynamite, I'll blow your mind Guaranteed 2 mesmerize You'll say, "Ooh la, la, la" Old Spice is nice But sweat is better E-mail is cool But romance lives in a letter Batteries are fine, but I'm Energized all the time U and m-e spells l-o-v-e 2 me Oh and I could post any random Eamon lyric here. He's the most pathetic loser that has ever walked this Earth![img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img]
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05-18-2004, 11:47 AM
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'Life' - Des'ree
'I'm afraid of the dark. Especially when I'm in the park. When there's no one else around. Oh I get the shivers. I don't wanna see a ghost. It's the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast. Watch the evening news. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. I'm a superstitious girl. I'm the worst in the world. Never walk under ladders. I keep a rabbits' tail. I'll take you up on a dare. Anytime, anywhere. Name the place, I'll be there. Bungee jumping, I don't care. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life So after all's said and done. I know I'm not the only one. Life indeed can be fun. If you really want to. Sometimes living out your dreams. Ain't as easy as it seems. You wanna fly around the world. In a beautiful balloon. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Life, oh life. Oh life, oh life. Oh life, oh life.' Every time I hear that song I die a little inside....
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05-18-2004, 12:47 PM
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[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] How about: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
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05-18-2004, 12:55 PM
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"she was a girl, he was a boy, can i make it any more obvious" avril lavigne - skater boy thats the one that always sticks in my mind[img]smileys/smiley4.gif[/img] |
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05-18-2004, 02:44 PM
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Free translation of a Swedish song that I hope you never come across: Drove out to an island and back again Ran over a bird and buried it Somewhere next to a lake No, it doesn´t rhyme in Swedish either. Cracks me up. |
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05-18-2004, 04:23 PM
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That one*is* STOOPID! Ghad!
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05-18-2004, 04:57 PM
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tcha! it's "sk8er boi" which makes it even more crap. he was a boy she was a girl can i make it any more obvious? he was a punk and she did ballet what more can i say? he wanted her she'd never tell that secretly she wanted him as well but all of her friends they stuck up their nose they had a problem with his baggy clothes he was a sk8er boi she said see ya later boi he wasn't good enough for her she had a pretty face but her head was up in space she needed to come back down to earth 5 years from now she sits at home feeding the baby, she's all alone she turns on tv guess who she sees? sk8er boi rockin' on mtv she calls up her friends they already know and they've all got tickets to see his show she tags along and stands in the crowd looks up at the man that she turned down he was a sk8er boi she said see ya later boi he wasn't good enough for her now he's a superstar slammin' on his guitar did your pretty face see what he's worth? sorry girl but you missed out but tough luck that boi's mine now we are more than just good friends this is how the story ends too bad that you couldn't see see that man that boi could be there is more than meets the eye i see the soul that is inside he's just a boi and i'm just a girl can i make it any more obvious? we are in love haven't you heard how we rock each other's world? he was a sk8er boi i said see ya later boi i'll be backstage after the show i'll be at the studio singing that song we wrote about a girl you used to know...... </span></span></span></span>
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05-18-2004, 05:15 PM
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Crazy Town: Butterfly Come my lady Come, come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar baby Come my lady You're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy Come my lady Come, come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar baby Come my lady You're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake You make me go crazy [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]
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05-18-2004, 05:37 PM
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and who can forget lenny kravitz's "fly away" I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly I'd fly above the trees Over the seas in all degrees To anywhere I please Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah Let's go and see the stars The milky way or even Mars Where it could just be ours Let's fade into the sun Let your spirit fly Where we are one Just for a little fun Oh oh oh yeah ! I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah repeat ad infinitum... i think lenny hired a seven year old to write this song.
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05-18-2004, 07:44 PM
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[img]smileys/smiley5.gif[/img] Here goes a very sh*tty song...I always get goose pimples, because it's so embarrassing...
I'm so childish A little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep Well I'm so garish A little unfairish The way I pick you up And drop you in a heap I'm so unfaithful In fact I'm a plateful I won't kiss her But I'll stare her up all night I'm a stormy little singer An unstable little swinger If you're coming Come prepared for a fight Well I'm so childish A little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep Well I'm so uncaring Do far too much swearing And if you read through my behaviour You'll find I'm a creep I'll play a stormer Yet in the corner I'll be grumpy on my own Like I don't care I'm a stormy little singer An unstable little swinger With a big rip In the arsehole of my flares Well I'm so childish A little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so mad I'm so truthful A little bit bruteful But in sooth I know not Why I am so sad I try my bestest Well as far the restest Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong And gets misunderstood I'm a dandy little dreamer A doctored misdemeanour A didactic destiny schemer Bare with me if you would [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img] *pukes* |
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05-18-2004, 07:49 PM
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Long Time No SeEskimo
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aww, i think childish is clever and fun!! hahahaha. i actually wasn't sure if it was an original or not because it was so out of character. haha. here are my bad lyrics: throw your clothes on the floor, i'm gonna take my clothes off too. BoyzIIMen.. can't get any cheezier.
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05-18-2004, 09:50 PM
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^^must die some time VERY SOON hehe
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05-18-2004, 09:50 PM
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^posts on the wrong thread in style of person above me
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05-18-2004, 09:53 PM
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i wrote a song AGES ago that im not ashamed to embarass myself with. take into account, i WAS pretty young... you are the one i love the one im thinkin of i can't imagine me with anyone else but you and in the morning light i need to hold you tight cause your the only one that ever really under stood
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05-18-2004, 09:54 PM
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oh hell, that IS actually embarrassing... wheres that dam edit button...
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05-18-2004, 09:55 PM
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oh there's about three verses too! haha im such a loser hehe
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05-18-2004, 09:58 PM
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no its cute!!! Hendrik.....i love childish! You and ur granny pants!
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05-18-2004, 10:46 PM
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I think Jewel and Crazytown are in the lead![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] Edited by: Mojo_Pin1980
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05-18-2004, 10:48 PM
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i love childish!!
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05-18-2004, 11:22 PM
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you cant dis childish as being a crap song cuz thats what its about anyways kinda like calling bush a peace maker.
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05-18-2004, 11:28 PM
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what?
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05-18-2004, 11:33 PM
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childish is about writing self indulgent crap
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05-19-2004, 10:44 AM
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 det påminder på en eller anden måde om den kategori i 'så ska det låta', hvor de netop oversætter en kendt svensk sang til engelsk... jeg kunne desværre ikke genkende den; ingen poeng til mig [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]Edited by: supercille
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05-19-2004, 10:54 AM
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i wanna embaress myself too - wrote this bit as a sort of 'sofisticated'/crazy english part of a danish song i wrote when i was about 9-10 years old. you might notice i didn't know english grammar just yet[img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]: you is a fish you are a dog you is a fish you are a dog you swimming in my souuuuuul
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05-19-2004, 11:04 AM
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We have a winner!!! Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) Cheeky girls………… Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys I never ever ask where do you go I never ever ask what do you do I never ever ask what’s in your mind I never ever ask if you’ll be mine Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life. Oooooh We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Hhmm cheeky cheeky (laughter) Cheekycheekycheeky Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys I never ever ask where do you go I never ever ask what do you do I never ever ask whats in your mind I never ever ask if you’ll be mine Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life. Unu doy trei si (translates to one two three go) (with other voices shouting cheeky) We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Come and join the cheeky club This is what you want Come and sing the cheeky song Our cheeky song woo Come and join the cheeky club This is what you want Come and sing the cheeky song Our cheeky song woo Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life Cheeky cheeky We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Cheeky-cheeky
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05-19-2004, 11:15 AM
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[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]love the 'touch my bum'-part, actually... well, if we want bad lyrics we only need to dive into the miserably large pool of stock-aitken-waterman hits of the 80'ies....
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05-19-2004, 06:14 PM
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you may notice she still hasn't (but i is a good teacher)
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05-19-2004, 11:18 PM
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Rancid are pretty bad. "Under the red hot moon. Take a bus downtown to the graveyard shift" Not great.
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05-19-2004, 11:51 PM
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05-20-2004, 09:36 AM
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i think ive posted up something about this before but these lyrics make me crack up: "I am getting so hot, I think I'll take my clothes off" [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] dont ask me which one of those RnB guys sings this cause i dont kno, but tis funny.
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