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01-12-2009, 12:33 AM | #61 |
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or better yet, a brocolicious page thingie
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01-12-2009, 12:37 AM | #62 |
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maybe this will cheer you up
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01-15-2009, 02:39 AM | #63 |
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For all the Obama loving eskimos, all your images can be made into an Obama Poster: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/
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01-16-2009, 05:16 PM | #64 |
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The Vatican just released a crisp little list of the worst sins imaginable that mean instant excommunication and a rapid elevator to the special level of hell. The big surprise is that raping children is not included (nor is talking in the theatre).
But, it is now official that PZ Myers is a worse criminal in the eyes of the Church then let's say Stalin or Pol Pot, since desecrating the Eucharist is a much greater sin then, let's say, genocide. Way to go, Darth Ratzinger!
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01-16-2009, 06:44 PM | #65 |
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ha ha, i read that this morning (lucky pz). that's actually great news. first, it shows the true colors of the catholic church. and second, it might be a shortcut to apostasy. years ago i tried to apostate from the catholic church (i was baptised so i'm counted as a catholic) and i was told that i had to go through a very bureaucratic process and get a lot of information and pay a fee (hell no), so my request can get accepted, so some tribunal in the vatican can estimate my request, so they might consider accepting it, so somebody might do some other magical stuff, so i could be officially an ex-catholic. getting excommunicated might be easier, where can i sign up?
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01-16-2009, 07:03 PM | #66 |
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Write a pornographic novel and read it out loud in a church.
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01-16-2009, 07:09 PM | #67 |
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01-16-2009, 07:15 PM | #68 |
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^^^ There is only one thing on that list that is easily available, go to mass, take the wafer and do something bad with it in front of the priest and hope that he knows about the true magnitude of this crime. If he doesn't you can still get another one go to the Vatican and throw it at the pope's head. That should do the trick.
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01-16-2009, 07:18 PM | #69 |
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^^I have no idea how this will work in english though. Promise to write a report if you've read it?
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01-18-2009, 06:01 PM | #70 |
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01-18-2009, 06:22 PM | #71 |
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String Theory is weird stuff...
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01-18-2009, 09:01 PM | #72 |
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01-18-2009, 09:24 PM | #73 |
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^so unsexy! lol!
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01-18-2009, 11:16 PM | #74 |
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01-19-2009, 06:30 AM | #75 |
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^ my eyes my eyes!
what's the difference between street prostitutes and those 3 playboy girls who **** that 200-year old mummy? why is it that street prostitutes break the law and those other women don't? is it the number of johns? things are so ****ed up?
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01-19-2009, 10:13 AM | #76 |
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Assuming that life doesn't exist on Mars, the soil is going to be very poor for growing plants, so manure and other fertilizers will be valued highly in any Martian civilization until the planet changes enough chemically to support growing vegetation on its own.
source- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_of_Mars
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01-19-2009, 01:19 PM | #78 |
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I'll suck the marrow out, and rape your hollow bones Yoni!
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01-19-2009, 04:26 PM | #80 |
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01-19-2009, 06:52 PM | #81 |
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^ OMG the chafing on that has got to hurt.
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01-20-2009, 12:46 AM | #82 |
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first of all ^^ eww!!
second, how cute is this experiment subject! Test Subjects Who Call the Scientist Mom or Dad
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01-21-2009, 04:58 PM | #83 |
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Captain Picard's answer to Rick Warren's inauguration prayer:
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01-25-2009, 10:09 PM | #84 |
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my expression for the day: bulemic paedagogics.
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01-26-2009, 05:15 PM | #85 |
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How on Earth could he do this?
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01-28-2009, 09:33 AM | #86 |
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Sail tooo the moooooon
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01-28-2009, 10:25 AM | #87 |
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anyone read this? poor woman :0
Woman gives birth to 8 babies Only second time in history octuplets survive By Raquel Maria Dillon, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BELLFLOWER, Calif. — The octuplets born to a mother in Southern California are doing “very, very well” and breathing on their own, one of their doctors said Tuesday. Dr. Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” the eight babies were in stable condition. Two of the newborns — the second live octuplets born in U.S. history — were initially put on ventilators, but their breathing tubes have been removed. “Only three babies need some sort of oxygen through the nose right now but they are breathing on their own,” Gupta said. “The babies are doing actually very, very well.” The mother, who was not identified, gave birth Monday to the six boys and two girls weighing between 1 pound, 8 ounces, and 3 pounds, 4 ounces. The eighth baby was a surprise to the parents and doctors who had been expecting only seven children. “It is quite easy to miss a baby when you’re anticipating seven,” said Dr. Harold Henry, chief of maternal and fetal medicine and one of 46 doctors, nurses and assistants who delivered the children by caesarean section. Just five minutes after the first birth, the unexpected eighth baby came out at 10:48 a.m. “My eyes were wide,” said Dr. Karen Maples, chief of the department of obstetrics and gynecology. Maples said the mother was “very comfortable now. She is currently stable and we’re observing her. She’s also very excited about the health of her babies and she’s extremely happy.” Doctors said they repeatedly conducted practice sessions in anticipation of the deliveries and were well prepared. Maples credited that with the ability to handle the unexpected eighth baby. “It was wonderful just knowing that our teamwork paid off,” she said. The babies — dubbed with the letters A-through-H — will probably remain in the hospital for at least two months and the mother should be released in a week, said Maples. The most encouraging news was that the smallest — Baby E, a boy weighing just 1 pound, 8 ounces — no longer needed a ventilator. Gupta described him as “very feisty” Tuesday. The doctors cautioned that there is still the possibility that one or more of the octuplets may need a breathing tube again, and more dangers await when they begin feeding. The mother checked into the hospital in her 23rd week of pregnancy and gave birth to the premature babies seven weeks later. Gupta said the woman was given spinal anesthesia and could hear the babies as they came out. The world’s first live octuplets were born in March 1967 in Mexico City, but all died within 14 hours, according to Encyclopedia Britannica. The United States’ first live octuplets were born in Houston in 1998, three months premature. The tiniest died a week after the birth. The surviving siblings turned 10 in December. Their parents, Nkem Chukwu and Iyke Louis Udobi, told The Associated Press that they were delighted to hear another mother managed the same feat. “It’s a blessing, truly a blessing,” Chukwu said. “We’ll keep praying for them.” Dr. Richard Paulson, director of the fertility program at the University of Southern California, said the latest births likely resulted from the use of fertility drugs. Hospital officials would not say whether the mother had used such aids. Paulson said the children could face serious health risks, including breathing problems and neurological damage. The mother also has an increased risk of hemorrhage, Paulson said. “It’s a risky decision to try to have all eight babies,” said Paulson, who had no role in the delivery. “I would not recommend it under any circumstances, but I respect a parent’s decision.” The Bellflower medical centre, located about 30 kilometres southeast of Los Angeles, has an advanced neonatal unit. The most infants previously delivered at the hospital was five, the Los Angeles Times said. The birth took a lot out of more than just the mother. Maples, who helped deliver the brood, said that when she got home: “I was humbled, I was exhausted and I took a nap.” The eight children, in the order of their appearance, born at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center: —Baby A, a boy, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces, born at 10:43 a.m. —Baby B, a girl, weighing 2 pounds, 12 ounces, born at 10:44 a.m. —Baby C, a boy, weighing 3 pounds, 4 ounces, born at 10:45 a.m. —Baby D, a girl, weighing 2 pounds, 8 ounces, born at 10:45 a.m. —Baby E, a boy, weighing 1 pound, 8 ounces, born at 10:46 a.m. —Baby F, a boy, weighing 2 pounds, 12 ounces, born at 10:47 a.m. —Baby G, a boy, weighing 1 pound, 15 ounces, born 10:47 a.m. —Baby H, a boy, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces, born at 10:48 a.m.
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01-28-2009, 01:31 PM | #88 |
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^ hope she has a high paying job
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01-28-2009, 09:26 PM | #89 |
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I'm drunk.
Culprit = brandy. Spanish brandy, I think
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01-28-2009, 09:41 PM | #90 |
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This made my day today:
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