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Old 10-19-2005, 12:46 AM   #1
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Default You know your living in 2005 when ...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see

if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your =
coffee.

16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

17. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.

18. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:10 PM   #2
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that's brilliant- and so true! and yes i did scroll back up to check if there was a number 9! how predictable!
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Old 10-20-2005, 05:03 PM   #3
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...somebody from Latvia is cussing somebody from Ireland as a "dirty fecker".
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